Gwen Tennyson quotes from Ben 10

Ben Tennyson

Kai seems bummed. Maybe I could cheer her up.

Gwen Tennyson

Since when do you care about what girls care a....bout? [smiles wickedly] Unless you like her!

Ben Tennyson

What?

Gwen Tennyson

That's it! Like, you so, like, like her.

Ben Tennyson

No way!

Gwen Tennyson

[sing-song voice] Ben's got a crush, Ben's got a crush!

Ben Tennyson

So not!

Gwen Tennyson

So do!

Ben Tennyson

But if you're hanging around Kai or something, could you do me a favor?

Gwen Tennyson

What?

Ben Tennyson

Sort of let it slip how cool I am, you know, that you're lucky to have me for a cousin.

Gwen Tennyson

So, basically, you want me to totally lie?

Ben Tennyson

Well, when you put it that way - SURE!

Ben Tennyson

It's a long summer. Maybe I'll see you again.

The thing is, Ben, you seem like a nice guy, but you're just not my type.

Ben Tennyson

Huh? I thought you really liked me.

Well, that was before you turned back into, well, you.

Ben Tennyson

What's wrong with...me?

Nothing. And the alien stuff is cool, but not as cool when you were a Yenaldooshi. I figured I could train you, tame you.... You know.

Gwen Tennyson

Train him? Tame him?! He's a person, not a pet! You can't talk to my cousin like that!

Ben Tennyson

Thanks.

Gwen Tennyson

Only I can talk to my cousin like that! You just blew it big time!

Oh, well. Whatever.

Gwen

That's right! Now how can we get out of here?!

Ben

Come on, Brainiac, I played this game a hundred of times, nothing can surprise me [a giant robot-sumo crush him and sends Gwen flying]

Gwen

[falls backwards] Ben!

Ben Tennyson

Grandpa, what gives?

Grandpa Max

What gives is that I ran out of water in the shower... again. It's your job to keep the tank full, Ben.

Ben Tennyson

I will, just later.

Gwen Tennyson

Sure. The same way you're "going" to make your bed or take out the trash.

Grandpa Max

Well, you're a fine one to talk, young lady. You think those dirty dishes are just gonna wash themselves?

Gwen Tennyson

But it's summer vacation, Grandpa.

Ben Tennyson

Yeah, if we wanted to do chores, we could have just stayed at home.

[milking a cow] Just squeeze and pull. Squeeze and pull.

Ben Tennyson

Don't they have machines for this?

Ma doesn't believe in them. Says they spook the cows.

Ben Tennyson

Isn't there something else we could do?

Well, the manure needs to be shoveled.

Milking!

Grandpa Max

Hey, Ben, check it out. Your hometown baseball team, The Cannons, are in the finals of the Little League World Series.

Ben Tennyson

No way! I was supposed to be on that team.

Gwen Tennyson

Yeah, if only you could hit or throw or run...

Ben Tennyson

Think we could go, Grandpa?

Gwen Tennyson

...Or catch or slide. Stop me if I'm leaving anything out.

Ben Tennyson

How did you two jer...guys make the team anyways?

Talent. 100% pure talent.

And four other guys got chicken pox. [Cash elbows him] Oh!

Ben Tennyson

Aw, man! That means I would have made the team, too.

Gwen Tennyson

[scoffs] Yeah - by default.

Grandpa Max

This entire summer, we've gone where YOU wanted to go, Benjamin.

Ben Tennyson

What about Aunt Vera's house? THAT wasn't my idea.

Gwen Tennyson

And you ended up having a good time.

Ben Tennyson

Yeah, okay, but...

Grandpa Max

You know I've waited all summer to see Shag Carpeting.[holds up record album]

Ben Tennyson

Those weirdos make Wildvine look normal. Besides, who listens to records anymore anyway?

Grandpa Max

That's not the point.

Ben Tennyson

No, the point is: what's more important - getting a new digi downloader some sea alien trashed that I kicked butt on or staying here just because YOU say so?

[both to Gwen] Gwen, explain it to him. [back at each other] You just don't get it!

Ben Tennyson

Those cons picked the wrong bridge at the wrong time.

Grandpa Max

Ben, this time we need to figure out our plan before you go charging off.

Gwen Tennyson

Grandpa's right.

Ben Tennyson

Okay, here's the plan: you guys sit back and enjoy the hero show.

Grandpa Max

Ben. Gwen and I can help.

Ben Tennyson

Heh-haa, that's funny, Grandpa. I'm outta here.

Grey Matter

Yo, Earth to Grandpa! Come in, Grandpa!

Grandpa Max

Ben?

Gwen Tennyson

If you're checking up on us, don't bother! We're totally handling things up here. We don't need your help.

Grey Matter

Wrong! When you hear what I'm about to say, you're gonna wish you had my alien muscle with you.

Gwen Tennyson

Since when is Grey Matter muscle?

Zs'Skayr

Now, how shall I dispose of you three?

Gwen Tennyson

[overacted] Oh, whatever you do, don't toss us out into space!

Zs'Skayr

Excellent idea! Remove the suits!

Ben Tennyson

Nice going, big mouth. Why don't you just hand him over my watch while you're at it?

Gwen

I can handle this. Appendega Regorria.

Zs'Skayr

You've learned some new tricks since we last met, child.

Ben Tennyson

She's not the only one. [transforms into his new alien: Frankenstrike]

Electromagnetic body? Sweet.

Ben Tennyson

[zipping through an on-screen test] It's multiple choice. Just choose C for every answer and you'll pass.

Gwen Tennyson

That won't work.

Ben Tennyson

How do you think I got through the third grade?

Gwen Tennyson

It's so nice to finally get a little peace and quiet so I can catch up on my summer reading.

Grandpa Max

Although I can't help feeling it's a little too quiet.

Where's Ben?

Gwen Tennyson

The one thing about old people is they don't want to be reminded they're old.

Ben Tennyson

Eh, I wouldn't worry about Grandpa gettin' mad at me saying stuff like that.

Gwen Tennyson

And why's that?

Ben Tennyson

'Cause he can't hear me over your nagging. [fills his water gun and points it at Gwen] I got ya beat.

Grandpa Max

I heard that. What do you mean I have lead feet?

Ben Tennyson

Told you. [squirts Gwen and runs]