Ben Tennyson and Gwen Tennyson in “Unfinished Business”

Kai seems bummed. Maybe I could cheer her up.

Since when do you care about what girls care a....bout? [smiles wickedly] Unless you like her!

What?

That's it! Like, you so, like, like her.

No way!

[sing-song voice] Ben's got a crush, Ben's got a crush!

So not!

So do!

But if you're hanging around Kai or something, could you do me a favor?

What?

Sort of let it slip how cool I am, you know, that you're lucky to have me for a cousin.

So, basically, you want me to totally lie?

Well, when you put it that way - SURE!