Ben Tennyson quotes from Ben 10

Gwen Tennyson

The one thing about old people is they don't want to be reminded they're old.

Ben Tennyson

Eh, I wouldn't worry about Grandpa gettin' mad at me saying stuff like that.

Gwen Tennyson

And why's that?

Ben Tennyson

'Cause he can't hear me over your nagging. [fills his water gun and points it at Gwen] I got ya beat.

Grandpa Max

I heard that. What do you mean I have lead feet?

Ben Tennyson

Told you. [squirts Gwen and runs]

[brings Ben and Gwen to a halt] You all must go, now!

Ben Tennyson

Dude, it's three strikes and you're out, not two. [throws ball at the target directly, causing Max to land into the dunk tank]

Gwen Tennyson

We have to turn you back. I'm getting my spellbook.

Young Max

Wait. No aches, no pains - I want to enjoy this for a while.

Gwen Tennyson

Hello, Hex is on the loose, and he's after something that sounds mega-important!

Young Max

Never realized she was such a spoil sport.

Ben Tennyson

Tell me about it.

Young Ben

This is not funny.

Gwen

I always knew I was more mature than you.

Young Ben

My feet hurt. I don't want to walk anymore. I'm tired!

Gwen

Stop being a baby. Whoops! You can't.

Young Ben

Going hewo, uh, hero.

Gwen

Great. Just what we need- Wildpup. What are you gonna do to it, lick it to death?

Ben Tennyson

This thing can go three hundred miles an hour but it takes three people to flush?

Grandpa Max

Hey, our old gal's got character.

Ben Tennyson

Time for me to hitch a ride. [transforms into Upgrade]

Or become it.

Gwen Tennyson

Uh, hello? What do you think you're doing?

Ben Tennyson

Hmm, is this some kind of trick question? I need to go online and check out the new Sumo Slammer blog.

Gwen Tennyson

Not without asking me first. That's my brand-new XT-9000.

Ben Tennyson

Okay. May I please use your computer?

Gwen Tennyson

No way!

Ben Tennyson

See? That's why I didn't ask first.

[about Vulkanus] I do not have time for this. I'm not going to miss another one of his birthdays, so I'd appreciate it if you just chill out in the Null-Void. [changes back into human form and sends Vulkanus to the Null Void]

Some scum just can't take a hint. [changes into XLR8]

Told you I wouldn't miss your birthday.

Thanks, Dad.

You only turn 10 once.

Happy birthday, Kenny!

You gonna put me in the Null Void, aren't you?

We could...

Or... you could stay here with us and be part of our family.

That is, if that works for YOU guys.

Totally! Sweet! [punch each other, knuckles to knuckles]

Grandpa Max

Hi guys, this is Cooper, the grandson of an old Plumber buddy of mine, and...

Gwen Tennyson

Doofus! Give me it! You're wasting time!

Ben Tennyson

I heard it first, I get to call!

And I've always been pretty good with computers and stuff like that.

Gwen Tennyson

[presenting her laptop to Cooper] hen you'll love this. It's the new XT9000 with satellite up link. Use it whenever you like.

Ben Tennyson

[slamming down the laptop] No fair, that's bribery!

Gwen Tennyson

[pulling out a whole bucket of stuff] Oh, and what do you call this?

Ben Tennyson

Gwen, we're not all as selfish as you are, some of us enjoy sharing.

Gwen Tennyson

I'm telling Grandpa!

Ben Tennyson

That what? You're a big doofus?

Grandpa Max

Ben, get up here.

Gwen Tennyson

Ooh, busted!

Grandpa Max

You too, Gwen.

Ben Tennyson

We all know that Animo's next in charge.

Gwen Tennyson

But, Charmcaster is the one with all the potential.

Hey, what about me?! I'm tougher than all of you!

You? Get real!

Grandpa Max

[to Ben] Ben, stop the Forever King!

There is no place left to run, Tennysons.

Who's running, metal mouth? Bring it on!

Vilgax

So much suffering. Are you prepared for more, Tennyson?

You talking to me, ugly?

Vilgax

Heh heh heh.

Ben Tennyson

Grandpa?

Grandpa Max

Do it.

Ben Tennyson

Goin' hero! [turns into XLR8]

Tennyson, you're..

XLR8

...every single one of those heroes.

Grandpa Max

[to Carl] Remember when I first taught you to drive?

Yeah, kept crashing into stuff.

Grandpa Max

My point exactly.

Vilgax

Prepare to suffer... my full wrath. [cylinders enter his body and XLR8 tries to attack him two times but fails]

XLR8

We gotta stop him once and for all!

Grandpa Max

Ben he's too strong!

Maybe not. Remember when I asked you if you wanted to come to work with me?

XLR8

Fine! Destroy the town, but you'll never see me or the Omnitrix again. [runs away, but Vilgax chases]

Vilgax

No one escapes me that easily! [jumps down to gas pipe and walks in it, XLR8 jumps off]

XLR8

Knew you'd play follow the leader, loser. Dad!

So much for all my hard work. [XLR8 picks up Carl and runs. They both survive]

XLR8

You did it!

We did it

XLR8

I have one more thing to do. I'll be right back. [J.T. and Cash are hung by their underwear] I figured, since my secret's out...