Ben Tennyson quotes from Ben 10

Ben Tennyson

It's a long summer. Maybe I'll see you again.

The thing is, Ben, you seem like a nice guy, but you're just not my type.

Ben Tennyson

Huh? I thought you really liked me.

Well, that was before you turned back into, well, you.

Ben Tennyson

What's wrong with...me?

Nothing. And the alien stuff is cool, but not as cool when you were a Yenaldooshi. I figured I could train you, tame you.... You know.

Gwen Tennyson

Train him? Tame him?! He's a person, not a pet! You can't talk to my cousin like that!

Ben Tennyson

Thanks.

Gwen Tennyson

Only I can talk to my cousin like that! You just blew it big time!

Oh, well. Whatever.

Gwen

That's right! Now how can we get out of here?!

Ben

Come on, Brainiac, I played this game a hundred of times, nothing can surprise me [a giant robot-sumo crush him and sends Gwen flying]

Gwen

[falls backwards] Ben!

That Doesn't Prove Anything!

Even Those Weak Villains On Your Old Show Could've Pulled Off A Better Frame Job.

Ben Tennyson

[Walks up To Them, enraged] Ha! You Wanna Talk About Lame, Old Villains? Bowling Ball Bandit?! Kitty Litterer?! That Furball Doesn't Even "Meow" Right!

[Enraged] That's IT! [Tries To Tackle Abel in rage, But Five Guards Capture Them Both]

Ben Tennyson

Nice Going, Gwen. [Shows Gwen The Guards Stopping Abel North And Tim Dean] You Could've Put That Slimeball Animator Away For Good, If You Hadn't Opened Your Big Mouth.

Ben Tennyson

Grandpa, what gives?

Grandpa Max

What gives is that I ran out of water in the shower... again. It's your job to keep the tank full, Ben.

Ben Tennyson

I will, just later.

Gwen Tennyson

Sure. The same way you're "going" to make your bed or take out the trash.

Grandpa Max

Well, you're a fine one to talk, young lady. You think those dirty dishes are just gonna wash themselves?

Gwen Tennyson

But it's summer vacation, Grandpa.

Ben Tennyson

Yeah, if we wanted to do chores, we could have just stayed at home.

[milking a cow] Just squeeze and pull. Squeeze and pull.

Ben Tennyson

Don't they have machines for this?

Ma doesn't believe in them. Says they spook the cows.

Ben Tennyson

Isn't there something else we could do?

Well, the manure needs to be shoveled.

Milking!

Grandpa Max

[as Ben's Omnitrix starts scanning the mummy's DNA] The Omnitrix, it's sampling the mummy's alien DNA! Ben, go alien before you begin to mutate! It's your only hope!

Ben Tennyson

Time to fight mummy with mummy! [turns into Upgrade by mistake]

Upgrade? Oh, man!

Grandpa Max

Hey, Ben, check it out. Your hometown baseball team, The Cannons, are in the finals of the Little League World Series.

Ben Tennyson

No way! I was supposed to be on that team.

Gwen Tennyson

Yeah, if only you could hit or throw or run...

Ben Tennyson

Think we could go, Grandpa?

Gwen Tennyson

...Or catch or slide. Stop me if I'm leaving anything out.

Ben Tennyson

How did you two jer...guys make the team anyways?

Talent. 100% pure talent.

And four other guys got chicken pox. [Cash elbows him] Oh!

Ben Tennyson

Aw, man! That means I would have made the team, too.

Gwen Tennyson

[scoffs] Yeah - by default.

Grandpa Max

This entire summer, we've gone where YOU wanted to go, Benjamin.

Ben Tennyson

What about Aunt Vera's house? THAT wasn't my idea.

Gwen Tennyson

And you ended up having a good time.

Ben Tennyson

Yeah, okay, but...

Grandpa Max

You know I've waited all summer to see Shag Carpeting.[holds up record album]

Ben Tennyson

Those weirdos make Wildvine look normal. Besides, who listens to records anymore anyway?

Grandpa Max

That's not the point.

Ben Tennyson

No, the point is: what's more important - getting a new digi downloader some sea alien trashed that I kicked butt on or staying here just because YOU say so?

[both to Gwen] Gwen, explain it to him. [back at each other] You just don't get it!

Ben Tennyson

Guess I don't need to take a bath for a month.

Grandpa Max

Good job, Ben.

Ben Tennyson

[he moves his face to remove the water from his body] No problem. So, this means we can go to the Sumo Slammer Convention now?

Grandpa Max

Sorry. One has nothing to do with the other.

Ben Tennyson

But I went XLR8 to save the day!

Grandpa Max

As a matter of fact, I was wondering about that. You just happened to be him when that cloud monster appeared?

Ben Tennyson

Uh, yeah. Why?

Grandpa Max

Well, just that XLR8 could have zipped off to that convention without Gwen or me ever realizing you were gone.

Ben Tennyson

Oh, you think you know everything!

Ben Tennyson

Those cons picked the wrong bridge at the wrong time.

Grandpa Max

Ben, this time we need to figure out our plan before you go charging off.

Gwen Tennyson

Grandpa's right.

Ben Tennyson

Okay, here's the plan: you guys sit back and enjoy the hero show.

Grandpa Max

Ben. Gwen and I can help.

Ben Tennyson

Heh-haa, that's funny, Grandpa. I'm outta here.

Zs'Skayr

Now, how shall I dispose of you three?

Gwen Tennyson

[overacted] Oh, whatever you do, don't toss us out into space!

Zs'Skayr

Excellent idea! Remove the suits!

Ben Tennyson

Nice going, big mouth. Why don't you just hand him over my watch while you're at it?

Gwen

I can handle this. Appendega Regorria.

Zs'Skayr

You've learned some new tricks since we last met, child.

Ben Tennyson

She's not the only one. [transforms into his new alien: Frankenstrike]

Electromagnetic body? Sweet.

Ben Tennyson

[examining a cartridge spilled from a truck] Whoa, "Sumo Slammer Space Wars." This game isn't supposed to be out for, like, a year. I probably should return these, shouldn't I?

Grandpa Max

Nah, that truck's long gone. I say play away.

Ben Tennyson

Could this day get any better?

Ben Tennyson

[zipping through an on-screen test] It's multiple choice. Just choose C for every answer and you'll pass.

Gwen Tennyson

That won't work.

Ben Tennyson

How do you think I got through the third grade?