[After flying through P'andor] Whoa! P'andor you can't stay on earth. Your radiation will eventually kill us. [he fires lazer beams from his eyes at P'andor, but he absorbs it]
[as a Forever Knight grabs him by the throat and pulls out his sword] I put out the hand of friendship and you pull out the sword of... not friendship!
[Mr. Smoothy; People are waiting in line to meet Ben and get their autographs taken on their alien-flavored smoothies with a standee of himself in front of the door saying: "MEET ME TODAY!"]
CRChet Rigby
Wow, Ben. Looks like quite a big turnout from your friends, the "Wanna-Bens."
[when a random kid repeatedly shouts his name while holding an Alien X-flavored smoothie; irritated] WHAT?!
RKRandom Kid
Umm... I'm your biggest fan, but you know, after all the hype, the Alien X smoothie was a real disappointment. [drinks his smoothie] Kind of tastes like filler.
Scam? Oh, I'm hurt. I'm deeply hurt. That an old friend like you would think badly of me, especially after I've gone through the trouble of collecting all the money I owe you.
So, bottom line, you want me to stop being king of this castle and, instead, go live in a dungeon?... Yeah. I'm gonna say "No, thanks." See, all these knights in here, they work for ME. Now, you come in here and you try to tell ME what to do? I say - "You and what army?"
[conducting Andreas' inquisition] In accordance with Forever Knight law, any alien who dares to set foot or claw or pseudopod upon our planet shall be executed.