Colonel Rozum quotes from Ben 10: Ultimate Alien

Colonel Rozum

Your friends are weird.

Ben Tennyson

Yeah, we are. Who wants to go save the world? (Ben, Kevin, Gwen, and Max raise their hands) But we're dependable.

Colonel Rozum

Since you kids helped us get our nuke back from that alien, the Air Force has assigned me to handle all of the wierd stuff.

Kevin Levin

Weird stuff?

Colonel Rozum

Aliens, monsters, UFO's. My new case has all three... and a time machine. Back in the 50's, the US Government made a failed attempt to build one.

Gwen Tennyson

In Los Soledad.

Colonel Rozum

That's classified information!

Kevin Levin

We know a lot of stuff we're not supposed to.

Colonel Rozum

(about Los Soledad) That facility is under a red seal. If my men can't retake that base, my orders are to destroy it.

Professor Paradox

(entering) Now that would be a Major error. Or is that a Colonel error? I'm not very good with rank.

Kevin Levin

The Plumbers really need to upgrade their rides, I mean look at this thing! No power, lousy security system.

Gwen Tennyson

You want one, don't you?

Kevin Levin

Yeah...

Gwen Tennyson

Maybe for your birthday.

Colonel Rozum

Max Tennyson. Long time no see.

Colonel Rozum. Still handling all the weird stuff for the Air Force?

Colonel Rozum

I just go where they send me. We were hoping you could enlighten us as to what happened here.

Cooper Daniels

Magister?

Cooper.

Cooper Daniels

Sorry, sir. We just cleared some rubble from the bottom of the crater. There's something there you've got to see.

Kevin Levin

Solid castrodinium. You don't find this on Earth.

Cooper Daniels

It's level 3 technology. Earth's at least 500 years away from it.

Perhaps you could enlighten us, Colonel.

Colonel Rozum

Sorry, Max. It's above your paygrade.

Ben Tennyson

Then my grandfather gets a raise right now or we walk!

Colonel Rozum

You're gonna let him talk to me like that, Max?

I'll let him know when he says something I disagree with... Okay, then.

Colonel Rozum

It's a holding facility.

Ben Tennyson

What's it holding?

Colonel Rozum

Alien combatants who landed on earth over the years.

Gwen Tennyson

How many years?

Colonel Rozum

Four, maybe five... Decades.

Ben Tennyson

You've had people in there for 50 years?!

Colonel Rozum

Not people -- Aliens, held on suspicion of being a threat to planetary security.

Ben Tennyson

I'm gonna see what's down there.

Colonel Rozum

It's impossible. No one can get in or out.

Ben Tennyson

We'll see.

Big Chill! (he passes through the floor)

Kevin Levin

(to Cooper) When he shouted his name just then, did it strike fear into you?

Gwen Tennyson

Not now, Kevin.

Colonel Rozum

You haven't said much.

I'm trying not to throttle you. This "holding facility" of yours is nothing but a prison. Earth is a level 2 world. And a provisonary signatory of the Kelly-Casey Accords. You have no rights --

Colonel Rozum

Rights? You want to talk to me about rights with all the alien terrorists you've fought? You know the dangers they present. You should be thanking me.

The aliens we fight get turned over to the proper authorities. Being stuck in a hole forever with no due process --

Colonel Rozum

We do what needs to be done, and I sleep better at night knowing my family is safe.

Grandpa Max...

Ben Tennyson

You won't believe it. There's hundreds of aliens down there, crammed into cells.

Ben Tennyson

The security system was down, but I rebooted it.

Ben Tennyson

Grandpa, the conditions down there -- It's inhuman.

Colonel Rozum

That's because they're not human. We're not running a hotel.

You're not running a prison, either -- Not anymore. You're going to release them to the Plumbers, colonel, for proper processing. They'll be freed when warranted or else made to stand trial.

Ben Tennyson

All 774 of them.

Colonel Rozum

That's not right.

It's not only right, it's justice -- Long delayed, but still --

Colonel Rozum

No. I mean your count isn't right. There's 775.

Ben Tennyson

That's not what your electronic tote board said. Then there's one missing.

Leave me be! I intend to balance the scales!

Kevin Levin

You want to balance scales? Go on a diet. Unh! [sighs] Gone again!

Gwen Tennyson

I can sense his manna! He's to your right!

Kevin Levin

Unh!

Gwen Tennyson

He moved! He's to your left!

Kevin Levin

Unh!

Gwen Tennyson

He's back to your left! No, no, no! Behind you!

Kevin Levin

Unh! Thanks for the help, Gwen!

Gwen Tennyson

He's too fast! He's -- Unh!

Colonel Rozum

Wherever you are, stay away from my family!

You're going to live, Rozum... Just long enough to see what it's like to lose your family.

Colonel Rozum

They have nothing to do with this!

Neither did mine.

Lease your overgrown pet! He's no match for me!

Ultimate Wildmutt!

Gwen Tennyson

I was gonna do that for you.

Tell you what, you can clean up what's left of him.

Let go of me, you stupid --

Do it. Finish me. Come on! Let me join my family. Do it. Do it!... Please do it! Please finish me. I've got... nothing.

Ben Tennyson

Some threat, huh?

[scanning Prisoner 775's DNA] Alien DNA scanned and recognized. Merlinisapiens, unlocked and available on Playlist 5.

Ben Tennyson

Hey, guys, check it out. (activates Ultimatrix)

Overkill! Well? Well? (Gwen and Kevin walk away) Too soon?

Colonel Rozum

I'm sure he's behind the disappearance of area 51. I want to be there for questioning.

Why? Because you think we're gonna torture him and you don't want to miss it?

Colonel Rozum

I expect you'll do whatever it takes.

Then I'm happy to disappoint you. That's not how the plumbers do things. You still don't get it, colonel. Earth's in violation of interstellar law. You don't seem to realize the enormity of what you've done.

Colonel Rozum

I realize it fine, Max. And under the same circumstances, I'd do the exact same thing. When it comes to choosing between a few hundred aliens and my country's safety, well, that's just a no-brainer.

Ben Tennyson

Colonel Rozum. This must be pretty embarrassing for you.

Colonel Rozum

Embarrassing?

Kevin Levin

He probably means the way we saved the Air Force's butt last time, even though you were involved in all kinds of dirty ops.

Ben Tennyson

That's what I meant.

Kevin Levin

And now he needs another favor.

Gwen Tennyson

Embarrassing.

Ben Tennyson

So, what brings us to the department of weird today?

Colonel Rozum

Have you heard of the pacific garbage vortex?

Gwen Tennyson

Of course. Approximately billion tons of non-biodegradable plastics are dumped into the oceans every year. Currents collect this and untold trillions of pounds of other refuse into gigantic floating islands of garbage. The pacific garbage vortex is the largest in the world.

Ben Tennyson

Really?

Kevin Levin

She can't help it if she's a reader.

Ben Tennyson

How much garbage are we talking about here?

Gwen Tennyson

It's twice the size of Texas.

Kevin Levin

That's a lot of garbage.

Colonel Rozum

That's what the public knows. What they don't know is that the area around the vortex has become a dead zone, a dangerous place where ships tend to... Disappear. 18 months ago, my sister was on a ship that sailed too close to the vortex. After she went missing, I sent two of my best agents to investigate. They disappeared, too. Now my bosses upstairs are telling me to shut the investigation down… officially.

Gwen Tennyson

So you need someone to investigate… unofficially.

Ben Tennyson

Told you we were gonna do something fun.