J.T quotes from Ben 10: Ultimate Alien

J.T.

Okay, folks. We'll take it from here.

Cash Murray

J.T. and Cash are on the case.

J.T

If you kids wouldn't mind stepping aside so we can do our job? [Bumps into Gwen's shield]

Gwen Tennyson

Your job?

Kevin Levin

Last I heard, your job involved giving wedgies to crying freshmen.

Cash Murray

People change, Levin. You did, Or do you still wanna kill Tennyson over there?

Kevin Levin

No… Not usually.

Ben Tennyson

Hey! J.T., Cash, what do you think you're doing here?

Cash Murray

We're Plumbers.

Ben Tennyson

They're fakes.

Kevin Levin

Sure they are, but they're nicer than mine.

Gwen Tennyson

Where'd you get those?

J.T

Let's not talk about it now. We're on-camera.

Ben Tennyson

That's another thing. Why are we on-camera?

Gwen Tennyson

Acerbus!

Oliver Thompson

Hey kids, Oliver Thompson!

Ben Tennyson

[recognizing him] I remember you, from the video game! You work for Will Harangue!

Oliver Thompson

Actually, I went freelance, right after he fired me.

Gwen Tennyson

Hey! Get away from there!

Kevin Levin

Don't touch anything! You don't know if it has...

Kevin Levin

A self-defense mechanism activated by touch.

J.T

He did it!

Terraspin!

Oliver Thompson

J.T., Cash, work it! It's all about you!

J.T.

Terraspin, uh... Hit him!

Cash Murray

A-and Gwen... Use your mañana!

Gwen Tennyson

"Manna"!

J.T.

Perfect.

Cash Murray

Just like we planned.

Ben Tennyson

[to Gwen; concerned] Are you sure this is the place?

Gwen Tennyson

Yep. Top floor.

Ben Tennyson

It's a trap. Has to be.

J.T.

Or, maybe the guy we're chasing just went home. I mean, are they Forever Knights, 24/7?

Kevin Levin

Why don't you just go upstairs and knock on his door?

J.T.

Ben, the truth is, you got it all! Superpower, girls, fame, girls. And we're just a couple of...

Kevin Levin

Girls?

J.T.

Nobody's. We're just nobody's.

Cash Murray

Trying to be somebody's. Plus you owe us, Tennyson. Who took your side at school, huh?

Psyphon

At last... a chance to destroy the puppet masters behind Ben Tennyson.

Four Arms

Yep. Trouble.

Ben Tennyson

You're Vilgax's flunky. Psyphon.

Psyphon

Impressive that you remember, considering what I now realize is your limited brain power. Meet my reds... robotic extermination devices. So, you were the true masterminds behind my master Vilgax's defeat.

J.T.

You watched our webcast in outer space?

Psyphon

Oh, yes. I find all of your primitive computer networking endevours... intriguing.

Cash Murray

Okay, well, now you know. So, you know not to mess with us, right?

Psyphon

Actually, I will destroy you completely.

Cash Murray

We didn't do anything to Vilgax! We made it all up! We're total losers!

J.T.

We never helped Ben Tennyson at all! We had to beg him to do the show with us!

Cash Murray

I even told Gwen that we needed the money for my mother's operation. I didn't tell her it was for a nose job.

J.T.

But she really needs it!

Psyphon

(after realizing the truth) You're not even worth destroying.

J.T.

So... what's it like being you?

Kevin Levin

[grimly] Awesome.

J.T.

I knew it!

Kevin Levin

Keep away from that! It could go off!

Cash Murray

It did go off! We used that to save Ben. We're heroes!

Gwen Tennyson

Sure you are. Mr. mom needs a nose job.

Cash Murray

How did you?

Gwen Tennyson

I already got 200 tweets about it.

J.T.

But we really did it this time.

(exhausted and carrying Psyphon) Guys. It's over! No more taking credit for my wins. We're done!

J.T.

Oliver, you got the whole thing on camera, right?

Oliver Thompson

Nope. Camera lost all its power right when Ben there zapped the bad guy we got nothing. And thanks to your confession, no one wants to watch you.

[to JT and Cash] Even the Internet thinks you're a waste of time.

Kevin Levin

Now, THAT'S pathetic.