PVPa Vreedle
Argit! Thanks for stopping by.
Well, it's not like I had a choice.
PVPa Vreedle
Right. So, let's get to it. You know my sons, Octagon and Rhomboid?
Sure. Sometimes we do business. Sometimes they try to kill me.
PVPa Vreedle
That's my boys. Course, I wants 'em to have a better life than I had...
PVPa Vreedle
...so that's why I signed 'em up at that Plumbers Academy. Only one of us is laughin', boy.
Sorry. I thought you were kidding.
PVPa Vreedle
The boys ain't doin' too good on their exams. I want you to make sure they do do good.
You want me to be their tutor?
PVPa Vreedle
I want you to fix their grades so that they pass! And if they don't, then I'm gonna fix you.
What do you want from us?
Protection. Lock me up. Throw away the key. I don't care. Just put me somewhere Kevin can't find me.
We're not running a weasle relocation program.
Such an ugly spirit for such a pretty girl.
Come on. There's gotta be some place you could put me. Maybe some police protection?
We could take you to the Plumbers Academy. That's the closest fortified Plumbers facility to Earth.
Where they train new Plumbers? For galactic police duty? Not there! Anywhere but there!
Or we just let Kevin have you.
(pauses) Like I was saying, the Plumbers are a fine organization; I'd love to visit their school!
[as Kevin attacks the Rustbucket II] Let him in or he'll wreck the ship!
Why doesn't he just phase through the hull?
Maybe he hasn't read the Big Chill instruction book. Let him in!
[on intercom] Doofus, you have the powers of a ghost! Come in already!
[after Gwen gets rid of Kevin's car] Why did you do that?
Because you couldn't stop him. Because he's too strong. Because he was gonna kill us.
That's right. I just wanted to hear YOU say it.
I gotta use your facilities!
Your latrine? Your lavatory? Your little boys' room! And hurry, or this hall gets a new color scheme! Oh-ho! I'm gonna burst!
A Plumbers' academy strikes one as a somewhat improbable place to find an intergalactic reprobate such as yourself.
Keep it down, will ya? You guys aren't exactly model citizens.
Are too. Octagon and me are what y'all call "probational cadets."
We're attempting to what you might call improve ourselves, and make our daddy proud... so he doesn't have us whacked.
This is not a prison or a battlefield. It's a place of learning.
Obviously, you've never seen my high school.
[while altering the Vreedles' test scores] Wow! They even spelled their own names wrong.
I'm sure the ship landed close by, unless the sensors are off.
Or unless you set them up wrong.
(looking at Gwen) I didn't set them up wrong.
Or unless you got us lost.
(getting frustrated) I didn't get us lost! (loses control of the car causing it to zig-zag but gets it back on track)
(holding on) Or unless you drive us into a ditch!
Why don't you just say what's on your mind?! Kevin's on the war path and you think it's my fault!
Okay, yes, that covers it!
Not a problem. Soon as I get Argit.
This isn't about Argit! This is about you and me!
Don't flatter yourself. Your turn'll come.
[to the Plumbers] Hold fire 'til I give the order. You got that?
[phases through the floor] Yeah, but I'm bad at following orders.
You were right, Magister. I thought your cadets would soften Kevin up for me, but this is MY fight, so I'm gonna finish it.
[as Kevin's about to finish Ben] For old time's sake, I'll make this quick.
(to Kevin) Don't you dare! (shoots mana at him)
You too? I thought you cared about me!
Now, if anybody asks you, you ain't seen me, and you don't know me.
Exactly. Just play dumb. Scratch that: be yourselves.
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