TV show quotes
[Kevin lifts a boulder ready to smash Verdona with it, but then he pauses]
Dude, I don't know if I could pound your grandma.
That's okay. We're teaching her to mind her mana. [makes monkey-like laugh and Verdona laughs as well]
Good one, Ben.
Was not.
[Verdona frees herself from Spidermonkey's web trap, rises into the air, and starts absorbing all the mana of living things]
She's drawing mana from millions of living things around her!
The grass.
I'm really enjoying this!
Whoops. Hey, J.T., looks like somebody had an accident.
Yeah. Look at that mess Cash. Need me to get you a sippy cup, Ben? Or maybe a diaper? (he and Cash both laugh)
[wipes the smoothie on his clothes as the other teens laugh at him; to Ben, angrily] Now look what you made me do!
[threateningly tries to activate the Omnitrix, but thought of other reasons] You know what? You two aren't even worth it.
Huh?
It's ridiculous. Could you at least try being original for a change? [grabs some napkins to wipe off the smoothie] You've been doing the same old bully routine since the second grade, Cash. It's tired. Spilling my drink, seriously? I can't believe I used to be afraid of you. Look around, Cash. We've all grown up. But you're still the same pathetic loser who has to torment others just to feel good about himself. You're just sad.
[Cash and J.T. walk down a sidewalk while Cash kicks an empty soda can, angrily thinking about Ben standing up to him]
Man, he got you good, Cash. You should have seen your face when-when he said...
Nobody does that to you and me, J.T., ever! Tennyson is gonna pay! I'll get him back, then everybody will be laughing at him!
[looks around, then spots Kevin's car] Hey. It's Kevin's car!
Yeah? So?
So, if it was me, I'd go trash it. Leave Ben for later. You mess up Kevin's car, and everybody'll know you're bad, the baddest in town. They'll be talking about it for years.
[Cash flashes a devious grin on his face, thinking it's a mischievous idea]
(yelling at Cash and J.T.) Hey! What did you do to my car?!
(tells J.T.) Grab something!
(puts hand on Kevin's shoulder) Kevin.
They won't get far. (turns on Omitrix)
Don't, Ben!
I can fly after them. I'll find them.
Then what? Give up your secret? Like you said, they're not worth it. Besides, they can't hide forever.
[J.T. tries to take the robot glove off of Cash's head, quietly, but suddenly gets startled when he wakes up with eyes glowing red]
(turns to J.T.; darkly) I said, it's mine.
Knock-knock. (kicks open the door) Don't bother hiding. Your weasel friend already told me you were here.
(unseen) Levin? I don't have any beef with you.
That's where we differ. You trashed my car.
(Cash steps out from the shadows, revealing his right arm with alien technology grown over it)
(smiling) Okay, that's a surprise.
Pretty cool, huh? I can also do this! (blasts a hole through the concrete wall) You were just about to leave, right?
No. This is good. This is REALLY good.
What are you talking about?
See, now that you're all jacked up, I don't have to hold back.
You guys thought I was so funny?! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
[walks up to Cash, facing him] HEY! What is your problem?
You're my problem, Tennyson. But now I've got power. And no one can stop me, not even your friend, Kevin. That's right. I kicked Kevin Levin's butt. And you're next, Tennyson.
I'm not gonna fight you, Cash.
Well, then, this should be over pretty quick.
[showing up with Gwen] Cash! Look, this is messed up. We were supposed to be having fun. This ain't you, man.
You ratted me out! [tries to blast at J.T., but Gwen saves him]
Nice friend you got there.
[lonely] Hello? Anybody? Hello?
[The team arrive at the abandoned military base of Los Soledad]
You didn't need to come. Gwen and I could've handled this alone. It's nothing really.
It doesn't sound like nothing. Weird noises, unearthly lights, rumors of weird creatures out here.
Yeah, the dudes I heard it from aren't totally reliable.
Isn't that like a big bad boy thing to do? Come out here to the ghost town to drag race.
How should I know? I just know them from autoshop.
[Ben and Gwen spot a graffiti on the wall that reads: "Kevin Rules!"]
Grandpa Max said Los Soledad used to be a big military base back in the 50's. Some kind of research facility.
Yeah, must've been some serious research. Check out these walls. Fifty years later and there's still no way in. [spots some large holes in the walls] No way! These weren't here.
[They enter the base]
Did anyone notice some of them are vaguely person-shaped?
Weird. Maybe something, I don't know, burned through the wall.
Like what?
The same thing that burned these weird trails everywhere.
[Zoom out to reveal burned ash trails everywhere]
Look. [points to a skeleton of a bird on the ground]
This is a bird. [picks up a fossil skeleton of a lizard] And these are lizard bones. They're fossilized.
And they're not the only thing. It's like someone turned this slate into sand just by standing on it.
These films are really corroded. But it looks like this base was built for some kind of time experiment called, "Project: Paradox."
Who wouldn't pick the desert outside Bellwood to do top-secret research?
They built it here because of the huge quartz deposits.
"Quartz time?" Maybe they were trying to build the world's biggest wristwatch.
[signifying the picture of the professor] His name's been censored. Whoever he was, his paradox theory was the basis of some kind of experimental tunnel through time.
[They enter a lab with materials sucked into the time portal]
Looks like my place after that big party I threw last weekend.
[spots a trail on the ground] Look, that thing's been here, too.
Only one trail. It either came in here and vanished.
Or it was born here.
Hey, it's that dork from the photo, the paradox guy.
You haven't changed at all in 50 years.
Oh, considerably more than that. Gumball?
No, thanks. Who are you? What's your name?
You just read my file. I was rather hoping you could tell me. It slipped my mind several hundred years ago.
Those trails. They're not burned marks, they're age. The creature accelerates time!
Very good!
[charging at the trans-dimensional creature] Not so fast, ugly! [punches the creature, but it causes his hand to wrinkle and ages forward into an old man]
[gasps] Kevin!
Kevin!
[reverting back] Just touching that thing aged him, 60, 80 years? We've got to get him to a hospital.
What are you doing? Get your hands off me.
Come on, Kevin, we're going to get you some help.
What do you mean, "help?" I'm gonna kick that thing's keister! [kicks his foot and his back spine pops] Oy!
Are you okay?
My back is killing me, my legs ache, and what's up with these shoes? Is it too much to ask for a little support?
He's like a real irritable, short-tempered, crotchety old man.
Why are you whispering?
In other words, aside from the male-pattern baldness, he's pretty much the same as always. Come on, old man. I'll take those. [takes the car keys out of Old Kevin's hand as he's trying to insert them into something]
What do you think you're doing?
Driving.
Don't even think about it, you don't have a license.
Grandpa Max taught me, and it's an emergency. You're nearsighted, arthritic, your reflexes are shot, and you're trying to unlock a cactus.
[Zoom out to reveal that Old Kevin was trying to unlock a cactus, mistaking it for his car]
[sitting in the backseat; to Gwen] You should've gone out with me when I was young and handsome.
You were too immature.
What about now?
Too old.
[backs up and accidentally bumps into some trash cans; embarrassingly] Whoops! (My bad.)
It's not a bumper car!
[as the trans-dimensional creature touches his car; horrified] No! No! Not the car! Not the car!
[to Ben as he and Gwen carry him after getting out of the car] You are never driving my car again!
[Parts from Kevin's car fall apart]
True.
Where have you been? You were supposed to get here six seconds ago. Or this thing running fast?
Who are you anyway? What are you doing here?
What is that creature?
Can you fix my car?
There's something different about you. Is it your hair?
Yeah, I'm parting it down the middle now, and I also got real old!
Don't talk to me about old. I walk in eternity.
Well, you better start running ineternity, smart guy!
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