Gwen Tennyson quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin, are you avoiding me?

Kevin Levin

Nah. I just love hanging out with your cousin.

Okay, you got us. Every 17 years we make some popcorn and shovel up the gold. Our entire economy is based on alien...

Kevin Levin

(cough) Poop.

Gwen Tennyson

Wrong on so many levels. (rolls her eyes)

Orb

(about Decka) Don't hurt him! He's still my best friend!

Gwen Tennyson

We'll try.

Kevin Levin

She'll try. I'm not promising anything.

Orb

My people can't eat meat or we revert into our primal form - a mindless monster.

Gwen Tennyson

Can we change him back?

Orb

Don't have to. He'll only stay in that form as long as he keeps eating.

Big Chill

So... good news.

Kevin Levin

(dubiously) Sure. Give us the rest of it.

Orb

The thing is, this form is only the beginning. He's going to consume all the meat he can find. Then when he's enriched enough fissionable material, he's going to reproduce!

Big Chill

Meaning…

Orb

He's going to split in a hundred identical copies! Then they'll go off and eat everything they can find!

Big Chill

How many times can he do that?

Orb

Ever wonder what happened to Mars? It used to be called "the Popcorn Planet."

Gwen

Are you hurt?

Kevin

(sarcastically) No, I like being blown up.

Big Chill

I thought he was going to look for meat. He's at the power plant.

Orb

Ooh. Bad. [Monster Decka reaches the power plant and starts absorbing its power] He's absorbing the power! Once he's got enough energy, he's going to divide!

Echo Echo

Bite me! Bite me! Bite me! Bite me!

Gwen

The Echo Echoes are made of silicon.

Gwen

Do you have any other ideas?

Orb

Yes. Evacuate the planet.

Kevin

Got greedy huh? Decided to have your own personal Goldmaker? (laughs) Make... (chuckles) I'm funny.

Gwen

I don't get it.

Kevin

Like make a #2?

Big Chill

What? Don't step on the gold?

Orb

Gold is what happens when we eat popcorn. In that form, his waste is uranium 1412.

Kevin

Unstable radioactive poop?

Orb

Yes, so whatever you do,

Kevin

Who-a-a-a!

Gwen

Are you hurt?

Kevin

No. I like being blown up. Whoa! Ugh!

Big Chill

I thought he was going to look for meat. He's at the power plant.

Orb

Ooh, bad. He's absorbing the power! Once he's got enough energy, he's going to divide!

Big Chill

Got an idea.

Gwen

We cut off the power, but it's still hungry! Now what?

Orb

Get me close enough to talk to him! Maybe I can reason with him! Decka, it's me, Orb! I know you're in there. This isn't you! The meat has poisoned your mind. I know my best friend is inside fighting to take control. Please fight it. Fight it, and we can go home! Hey!

Gwen

Do you have any other ideas?

Orb

Yes. Evacuate the planet.

Big Chill

Your species isn't supposed to eat meat. What else can't you eat?

Orb

Uh, some heavy metals, lanthanides, flourine, silicon, chicken nuggets...

Big Chill

Back up. What about silicon?

Orb

Silicon? It's poisonous.

Big Chill

Okay. Whatever happens, stay back.

Echo Echo

Echo Echo! Come on! Bite me!

Orb

Oh, no!

Echo Echo

Bite me! Bite me! Bite me!

Gwen

The Echo Echoes are made of silicon.

Ben

That was different.

Ew!

Orb

[to Decka] You're going to be fine.

Ben

Sorry that this happened. We'll make sure the mayor is punished.

[irritated] Your whole worthless planet should be punished! Come on, Orb. [he and Orb get into their pod ships; to Mayor Coleman] I am telling everyone. We are never coming back to this dump again!

Gwen

Are you okay?

Kevin

Do we have to talk about it?

Gwen

Not if you don't want to.

Kevin

(hands Gwen a pendant) Here. This is from...

Gwen

That day at the pier.

Kevin

Wanted you to have something to remember me... the way I used to be.

Gwen

Kevin, you know I don't care what you look like.

Kevin

Maybe not, but I do.

Ben

Come on, Mr. Smoothy!

Ben Tennyson

There you guys are! I've been looking for ya all morning.

Gwen Tennyson

We know, we got the 50 messages you left.

Ben Tennyson

It wasn't 50!

Kevin Levin

It was 50 each.

Gwen Tennyson

Nice little racket you've got here.

Kevin Levin

I can explain.

Gwen Tennyson

You're making money off other people's misery?

Kevin Levin

Okay, I don't have to explain.

Gwen Tennyson

Kevin, are you crying? Oh, you do have a heart!

Kevin Levin

[sobbing] Yeah, that's what poor people have instead of money.

Ben Tennyson

[about the court order] Just a bunch of alien mumbo jumbo.

Kevin Levin

No, it's legit alright. [Ben looks at him] What? I used to do a lot of repo work back in the Null Void.

Gwen Tennyson

So the Vreedle Brothers really do have the right to repossess Ship?

Julie Yamamoto

(to Ship) We're not going to let them take you.

Ben Tennyson

Somebody could use him as a weapon.

Gwen Tennyson

And you don't want Julie to lose her pet, either. Right, Ben?

Ben Tennyson

Oh. Sure. That, too.

Julie Yamamoto

(sarcastically) That sounded sincere.