Kevin Levin quotes from Ben 10: Alien Force

Kevin Levin

Not that I'm even considering it, but how do you plan to stop a war?

Kevin Levin

Keep thinkin'. You'll get better with practice.

Kevin Levin

It's just a dog, Ben.

Kevin

[wakes up] I'll get the chow. Last time Max made breakfast, we had scrambled eggs and eyeballs.

Kevin

No dinner last night, no breakfast this morning. What are we, on a diet?

Kevin

Usually i'm murder on house plants.

Kevin

(after Ben is attacked) Nobody smacks him around but me!

Kevin

We're not gonna just stand here and let the brussel sprout that walks like a man nuke us, are we?

Kevin

(to Gwen) Good timing. That truck was really giving me problems. It was kind of humiliating.

Kevin

Obviously just a warm up for this humiliation.

Kevin Levin

Whatever. Scariest thing so far is how bored I'm getting.

Kevin Levin

[While fighting a mole-like creature on a miniature-golf course] I don't like golf, but I'm a fan of Whack-a-Mole.

Kevin Levin

Didn't you hear Gwen? Use a tissue.

Swampfire

I forgot how much fun this is. [Forever Knights fire at him] That tickles! [His arm falls off] Hey! [His arm reattaches back] You guys are in so much trouble. [Defeats two Forever Knights, then Kevin appears]

Kevin

Hey, Tennyson!

Swampfire

What do you want?

Kevin

Let's see, you trapped me in the Null Void all these years.

Swampfire

You did that to yourself!

Kevin

And you ruined my deal today. I'm thinking I want revenge. The good news is, since I can absorb anything, [Absorbs metal from train track] I've got more than enough power to take it.

Swampfire

[Shocked at Kevin's new ability] That's new.

Magister Labrid

Energy cuffs. You can't escape. Ain't nothing there to absorb.

Ben

[To Gwen] You still got some of that stuff in your hair.

Kevin

Other side.

Gwen

[Disgusted by the goop on the left side of her hair] Eww!

Magister Labrid

Time we had a talk, tough guy. [Opens the bottom of the laser lance to reveal the ether-point energy cell] These weapons run on ether-point energy cells. A dangerous technology way too advanced for humans. [Closes the bottom of the laser lance] They shouldn't even be on this planet.

Kevin

So? How's that my problem?

Ben

While we were fighting, the Forever Knights got away with a crate full of them.

Magister Labrid

You set up the deal. You're going to tell me where they are.

Gwen

[Puts her hand on Kevin's shoulder] Kevin, people could be hurt.

Magister Labrid

You're in a lot of trouble, son. I'm giving you a chance to help yourself here.

Kevin

You don't have to convince me. [Stands up] Those guys ran off before I got paid. I'm happy to help find those deadbeats.

Gwen

Knowing Grandpa Max, he's probably at a restaurant enjoying a roasted cockroach salad. It's a wonder that all that weird food didn't kill him.

Ben

[notices Gwen's words and angrily snaps] He's not dead! Stop making jokes about him!

Kevin

[Stops the car, then points sternly at Ben] Don't talk to her like that.

Ben

I'll talk to her any way I... [notices Gwen and softens, realizing that Kevin is right] You're right. I'm sorry, Gwen.

Gwen

I know you're worried about Grandpa.

Ben

I just wish he were here. He would know what to do. He always knows what to do.

Magister Labrid

Well, he ain't. You're the one with the Omnitrix. You're going to have to figure out how to get things done on your own.