Dr. John Becker and Richard Hatch in “One Wong Move”

[checking his clipboard] Okay, uh, Mr. Hatch. I'm Dr. Becker.

Hey, Doc. Want me to take my clothes off? 'Cause that's no problem.

Uh, why don't we just talk first.

Okay.

[checking his clipboard] All right. It says you're here for... stomach distress. Any, uh, recent changes in your diet?

No, but, uh, several months ago, I was out of the country.

Oh, yeah, I've seen that before. Mexico?

No, I was on this island. My diet was very exotic. I pretty much existed on stingray, dog food, beetle larvae...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. What the hell's wrong with you?

Hey, some of the other people there ate rats.

Rats? Well, why in the world would anyone do that?

It was for "Survivor."

"Survivor?"

You know, the contest? The show? It was on television.

Television? Oh, my God! You know, what is this world coming to? People are eating bugs and rats on a stupid television show? I swear to God! You know, TV has become nothing more than the... the Petri dish where this country grows its idiots! Don't they have better things to do than to debase themselves coast to coast?

Well, I won.

Oh, yeah, won. Yeah, please. I mean, what could you possibly have won that would make up for your loss of self-respect?

A million dollars?

Now, h-h-how could I get involved with something like that? Is that something that any... just anybody...