Regina "Reggie" Kostas, Bob and others in “Choose Me”

Look, Jake, not that I don't enjoy this sucking up, but if you want the hockey ticket, you're gonna have to do better than this; after all, there are other men in my life! [Bob walks in]

Hello, losers! That's right, Bob's back! [Reggie rolls her eyes]

I've got to get a bug-zapper in here!

Notice anything different about Bob?

[indifferent] You shed a layer of skin!?

You're closer than you think. Bob had a makeover; I've been loofahed, polished, waxed and buffed to a high sheen! I've had a facial, and for the first time in the salon's history, a back-al! I'll show you later!

Thank God I'm blind!