Dr. John Becker and Mr. Marino in “Take These Pills and Shove 'Em”

(to Mr. Marino, who claims he "forgot" to take his medications) You remembered to keep smoking.

Who says I'm smoking?

You're a lying, smoking bastard! I know because I'm one, too. Look, right now, you're being stupid. Do you want to be stupid and dead?

You use that mouth with all your patients?

Only the stupid ones! It's real simple, Mr. Marino: You're walking across the street. A bus is coming at you. I'm trying to help you get out of the way. Even a five year-old is smart enough to do that. You think you might take directions as well as a five year-old?

You know what? I got some directions for you, pal! Why don't you go straight to Hell, take a left at Up Yours, and then make a right at Kiss my Ass!