[Beavis enters a hardware store and approaches a paint associate]
I was told someone in here could do a job for me.
Maybe. What kind of job we talking about?
[hands him a picture] Here's a picture. It's from Butt-head's uncle's house.
Oh yeah. This really needs it.
Yeah, yeah, I know! He slapped my sunburn and stuff.
Wow, now no offense, but you should have taken care of this years ago.
Yeah really, yeah! No kidding.
You know how many square feet we're talking?
I don't know, he's got like, two, you know. They're just like, normal foot shape. I don't know what you're...
2000? That's about right. Okay. Yeah, I can be there at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. The whole thing'll take about four days.
Yeah, good! Yeah. I want it to be slow, yeah.
Oh, almost forgot. What color?
Uh, I don't know. I guess, um, I guess white, or something?
Let me text my guys.
I'm not racist, I just wanna kill my friend. Jesus Christ.
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