So yeah, God. That's what's going on with me. Also I can't see very good, and my pee is red. So um, what did I wanna ask you again? Um... it was um, oh yeah, yeah, um, can you like, make my nads bigger? Yeah, that would be cool.
Beavis, I am not God. I am a fever-induced hallucaination. You have rabies.
Uh huh. Now that's cool and everything, God, but my nads, yeah, can you make 'em bigger?
Beavis, your nads are perfect just the way they are. And I am not God.
Whoa, really? Wow, wow. Thanks God. I guess you're right! My body is pretty cool, you know, just the way it is. I don't know what I was so worried about, you know.
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