Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotes[The top of a Mars symbol penetrates a round shape]
Butt-head: Whoa! That thing's getting it on with a doughnut!
Beavis: Yeah! uh...a doughnut sounds pretty good right now. I think I'm gonna go get a doughnut. You want anything? [Gets up and leaves]
Butt-head: Yea, bring me back a couple!
Annie Lennox, No More "I Love You"s
Butt-head: Whoa! That thing's getting it on with a doughnut!
Beavis: Yeah! uh...a doughnut sounds pretty good right now. I think I'm gonna go get a doughnut. You want anything? [Gets up and leaves]
Butt-head: Yea, bring me back a couple!
Annie Lennox, No More "I Love You"s
[the video opens with a man giving a lecture]
Butt-head: Uhh, where are the drums?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah and the guitars and stuff.
Butt-head: Uhh, maybe this is rap.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Um, it's missing something though.
Butt-head: Yeah. It doesn't rhyme.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, he needs to bust a move or something.
Butt-head: Yeah, he needs to take off those damn glasses too.
Beavis: No way, Butt-head, maybe he needs them to see. Did you ever think of that?
Butt-head: Uhh, where are the drums?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah and the guitars and stuff.
Butt-head: Uhh, maybe this is rap.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Um, it's missing something though.
Butt-head: Yeah. It doesn't rhyme.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, he needs to bust a move or something.
Butt-head: Yeah, he needs to take off those damn glasses too.
Beavis: No way, Butt-head, maybe he needs them to see. Did you ever think of that?
[they've turned the TV up as loud as it can go]
Beavis: [trying to yell above the noise] HEY BUTT-HEAD, THIS IS COOL, HUH?!
Butt-head: UHH, WHAT DID YOU SAY, BEAVIS?
Beavis: I SAID THIS IS COOL, HUH, IT ROCKS!!
Butt-head: UHH, WHAT?
Beavis: YEAH, YEAH!!
Beavis: [trying to yell above the noise] HEY BUTT-HEAD, THIS IS COOL, HUH?!
Butt-head: UHH, WHAT DID YOU SAY, BEAVIS?
Beavis: I SAID THIS IS COOL, HUH, IT ROCKS!!
Butt-head: UHH, WHAT?
Beavis: YEAH, YEAH!!
[three birthday cakes are seen floating over a bed]
Beavis: Whoa, heh, she's like, seeing things! How does she do that?
Butt-head: Uh, here I'll show you, Beavis. This might hurt a little. [smacks Beavis]
Beavis: AH!!! AHH, heh, AH! Whoa! Um, heh, uh, I don't think that worked, Butt-head. Try it again!
Butt-head: Uh, okay! [smacks Beavis again]
Beavis: Whoa, heh, she's like, seeing things! How does she do that?
Butt-head: Uh, here I'll show you, Beavis. This might hurt a little. [smacks Beavis]
Beavis: AH!!! AHH, heh, AH! Whoa! Um, heh, uh, I don't think that worked, Butt-head. Try it again!
Butt-head: Uh, okay! [smacks Beavis again]
[Tom Anderson has dialed for Police.]
Mr.Anderson: Hello police. This here is Tom Anderson, 4120 Woodgrove Court. There's two hoodlums that came by my doorstep and started screaming bloody murder. Hell, I don't know if they're armed.
Mr.Anderson: Hello police. This here is Tom Anderson, 4120 Woodgrove Court. There's two hoodlums that came by my doorstep and started screaming bloody murder. Hell, I don't know if they're armed.
[Tom starts his signature wailing]
Butt-head: Check it out, Beavis!
Beavis: Yeah. It's like, this guy's a pretty good singer.
Butt-head: Yeah. It's like, he can't write songs but he sure can sing.
Butt-head: Check it out, Beavis!
Beavis: Yeah. It's like, this guy's a pretty good singer.
Butt-head: Yeah. It's like, he can't write songs but he sure can sing.
[two girls are seen from the back running down a hallway]
Butt-head: Uh, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Beavis: [joining in] Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Butt-head: Uh, I think this is gonna be stupid.
Beavis: Yeah! Who the hell is this buttmunch?
Butt-head: Why is this dork here? [mocking the lead singer's expression] "Duuuuuuuhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhh!"
Beavis: This is like: "Behind the scenes at a crappy band recording session!"
Butt-head: Uh, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Beavis: [joining in] Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Butt-head: Uh, I think this is gonna be stupid.
Beavis: Yeah! Who the hell is this buttmunch?
Butt-head: Why is this dork here? [mocking the lead singer's expression] "Duuuuuuuhhhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhh!"
Beavis: This is like: "Behind the scenes at a crappy band recording session!"
[Two men are trying to open a coffin]
Butt-head: How come those guys have to use a crowbar? Nobody nailed it shut!
Beavis: They're using Crowbar?
Butt-head: Yeah. They should get that big fat dude from Crowbar to come into this video and straighten everybody out.
Beavis: Yeah. He'd make them all do push-ups.
Compulsion, Delivery
Butt-head: How come those guys have to use a crowbar? Nobody nailed it shut!
Beavis: They're using Crowbar?
Butt-head: Yeah. They should get that big fat dude from Crowbar to come into this video and straighten everybody out.
Beavis: Yeah. He'd make them all do push-ups.
Compulsion, Delivery
[various images flash rapidly on the screen]
Beavis: Whoa, is this Faces of Death 3?!
Butt-head: Uhhh, no, it's just a video. Butthole.
Beavis: Whoa, is this Faces of Death 3?!
Butt-head: Uhhh, no, it's just a video. Butthole.
[Video shows sky-angle footage of New York City]
Beavis: Um, this looks like the opening to that show, that late night...
Butt-head: Yeah. It's like, "Top 10 tall places to take a crap off of."
Beavis: That's kinda disgusting.
Beavis: Um, this looks like the opening to that show, that late night...
Butt-head: Yeah. It's like, "Top 10 tall places to take a crap off of."
Beavis: That's kinda disgusting.