Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesButt-head: Whoa, this looks like that Cops show.
Beavis: Yeah, really, it's like [imitates static] KSSHH!! One Adam Five, One Adam Five, we have a female caucasian chick standing in the road acting like a dumb ass. We're going to need back up, come on.
Butt-head: Ah, Roger, One Adam Five. Strip her down naked and bring her to me.
Beavis: That's a 10-4, good buddy. [speaks incomprehensible gibberish] Come on.
Butt-head: That's pretty cool, Beavis. You could be a cop.
Beavis: I think it's like, in my blood because I heard my dad was, like, in the navy or something.
Beavis: Yeah, really, it's like [imitates static] KSSHH!! One Adam Five, One Adam Five, we have a female caucasian chick standing in the road acting like a dumb ass. We're going to need back up, come on.
Butt-head: Ah, Roger, One Adam Five. Strip her down naked and bring her to me.
Beavis: That's a 10-4, good buddy. [speaks incomprehensible gibberish] Come on.
Butt-head: That's pretty cool, Beavis. You could be a cop.
Beavis: I think it's like, in my blood because I heard my dad was, like, in the navy or something.
Butt-head: Whoa. I didn't know that, like, rap dudes ski.
Beavis: Um, I don't think these are real rap dudes, Butt-head.
Butt-head: Yeah. They thought if they, like, went to a ski resort, that they'd be sure no real rap dudes would find them and beat the crap out of 'em.
Beavis: It's the only place they're safe! They probably, like, sit around the corner, and like, have their, like, big 40 ouncers of hot chocolate.
Butt-head: Yeah. No chicks, no butts.
Beavis: Get me some marshmallows, bee-otch! Change the channel, Butt-head, I've had enough of this.
Butt-head: Okay, I think it's over though.
Beavis: Ohhh, good it's over. [the song doesn't end] No, no.
Butt-head: Uh, now it's over.
Beavis: Oh, okay now it's over. Ahhhhhhhh! Oh no. Damn it! Come on, change it Butt-head, this song's never gonna end!
Butt-head: What a bunch of, buttmunches!
Beavis: Um, I don't think these are real rap dudes, Butt-head.
Butt-head: Yeah. They thought if they, like, went to a ski resort, that they'd be sure no real rap dudes would find them and beat the crap out of 'em.
Beavis: It's the only place they're safe! They probably, like, sit around the corner, and like, have their, like, big 40 ouncers of hot chocolate.
Butt-head: Yeah. No chicks, no butts.
Beavis: Get me some marshmallows, bee-otch! Change the channel, Butt-head, I've had enough of this.
Butt-head: Okay, I think it's over though.
Beavis: Ohhh, good it's over. [the song doesn't end] No, no.
Butt-head: Uh, now it's over.
Beavis: Oh, okay now it's over. Ahhhhhhhh! Oh no. Damn it! Come on, change it Butt-head, this song's never gonna end!
Butt-head: What a bunch of, buttmunches!
Butt-head: Whoa. Todd's even cooler than we thought.
[Butt-head opens the door]
[Butt-head opens the door]
Butt-head: Whoa. Was that a bear?
Beavis: Um, heh. [Beavis imitates the singer] BLEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Yeah, I think so.
Beavis: Um, heh. [Beavis imitates the singer] BLEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Yeah, I think so.
Butt-head: Whoa.
Beavis: Yeah yeah, now this is gettin' good. [The man transforms into a bird] What? He turned into a bird!
Butt-head: If I could turn into a bird, I'd turn into a cock.
Beavis: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Yolanda Be Cool feat. DCUP, We No Speak Americano
Beavis: Yeah yeah, now this is gettin' good. [The man transforms into a bird] What? He turned into a bird!
Butt-head: If I could turn into a bird, I'd turn into a cock.
Beavis: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Yolanda Be Cool feat. DCUP, We No Speak Americano
Butt-head: Why do people make videos?
Beavis: And why do they have to play this music? Why? Why?
Butt-head: It's like, some dude gets a guitar, and he sucks, then he gets together with other guys who suck.
Beavis: Yeah. It really sucks. I'm gonna go outside.
Butt-head: Really? How come?
Beavis: My butt's asleep.
Butt-head: Really? Cool.
Beavis: Yeah, I'll be back later. [exits]
Butt-head: Okay Beavis. Whoa. Hey Beavis...[turns around]...Uhhhh...oh yeah. [sings along] Better watch out for the skin deep. [yells] Hey Beavis, what are you doing? Uhhh....this sucks. [exits] Hey Beavis, wait up!
Stray Cats, Rock This Town
Beavis: And why do they have to play this music? Why? Why?
Butt-head: It's like, some dude gets a guitar, and he sucks, then he gets together with other guys who suck.
Beavis: Yeah. It really sucks. I'm gonna go outside.
Butt-head: Really? How come?
Beavis: My butt's asleep.
Butt-head: Really? Cool.
Beavis: Yeah, I'll be back later. [exits]
Butt-head: Okay Beavis. Whoa. Hey Beavis...[turns around]...Uhhhh...oh yeah. [sings along] Better watch out for the skin deep. [yells] Hey Beavis, what are you doing? Uhhh....this sucks. [exits] Hey Beavis, wait up!
Stray Cats, Rock This Town
Butt-head: Woah, check it out.
Beavis: Heh, yeah. Stupid dog.
Butt-head: Uh, I heard if you like, don't act scared, they won't attack you.
Beavis: Heh, how do you do that?
[The dog leaps and bites Beavis' leg] [talking to some other kids, referring to the dog bite]
Beavis: Heh, yeah. Stupid dog.
Butt-head: Uh, I heard if you like, don't act scared, they won't attack you.
Beavis: Heh, how do you do that?
[The dog leaps and bites Beavis' leg] [talking to some other kids, referring to the dog bite]
Butt-head: Woah. What happened, uh, son?
Todd: It seems that little Beaver here ran afoul of some asphalt.
Butt-head: Uh huh huh....asphalt.
Todd: It seems that little Beaver here ran afoul of some asphalt.
Butt-head: Uh huh huh....asphalt.
Butt-head: Y'know what makes this band COOL?
Beavis: Yeah! Ah, uh, I mean, what?
Butt-head: They have two dudes who are good screamers, and they like, take turns screaming.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! "PROVE YOU WRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGG!!!!!!" Yeah!
Butt-head: Screaming is cool!
Beavis: Yeah! "AAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAAGGHHH, PROVE YOU WRONG, AGHAGAHA!!!!!"
Public Image Ltd., The Body
Beavis: Yeah! Ah, uh, I mean, what?
Butt-head: They have two dudes who are good screamers, and they like, take turns screaming.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! "PROVE YOU WRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGG!!!!!!" Yeah!
Butt-head: Screaming is cool!
Beavis: Yeah! "AAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAAGGHHH, PROVE YOU WRONG, AGHAGAHA!!!!!"
Public Image Ltd., The Body
Butt-head: Yep, that's him, officer.
Beavis: Book him, Danno.
Butt-head: Kick him, Danno.
Beavis: And punch him! He deserves it. He sucks!
Butt-head: We charge you with being in a sucky video for a crappy song.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Guilty as charged!
Beavis: Book him, Danno.
Butt-head: Kick him, Danno.
Beavis: And punch him! He deserves it. He sucks!
Butt-head: We charge you with being in a sucky video for a crappy song.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Guilty as charged!
Butt-head: Yes! Nirvana rules.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, this is cool! But, um, you know, this is cool and everything, but's it's like uh, this video's been giving me nightmares, Butt-head.
Butt-head: Cool. I wish I had nightmares about this video.
Beavis: I know Butt-head, these are pretty scary. I'ts like, I had this dream, that I'm like, Santa Claus, and I'm, like, on a cross, and there's these crows, like, picking at me. AAAHHH!!
Butt-head: Cool! I wish I had nightmares about this video!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, this is cool! But, um, you know, this is cool and everything, but's it's like uh, this video's been giving me nightmares, Butt-head.
Butt-head: Cool. I wish I had nightmares about this video.
Beavis: I know Butt-head, these are pretty scary. I'ts like, I had this dream, that I'm like, Santa Claus, and I'm, like, on a cross, and there's these crows, like, picking at me. AAAHHH!!
Butt-head: Cool! I wish I had nightmares about this video!
Butt-head: Yes!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah, bee-yotch!
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis! [Slaps Beavis]
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah, bee-yotch!
Butt-head: Shut up, Beavis! [Slaps Beavis]
Butt-head: Yes!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, here it is!
Butt-head: It's about time!
Beavis: It's on, Butt-head, it's on!
Butt-head: Okay, Beavis, now shut up!
Beavis: Okay. I'm just gonna shut my mouth and watch. [hums the main riff]
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, here it is!
Butt-head: It's about time!
Beavis: It's on, Butt-head, it's on!
Butt-head: Okay, Beavis, now shut up!
Beavis: Okay. I'm just gonna shut my mouth and watch. [hums the main riff]