Beauty and the Geek Season 1 quotes

[About Richard during the final elimination ceremony] He got a hangover from drinking Listerine.

[To Chuck] I won’t check out those books, I’ll Chuck them out.

I’ve gotta win now because A) I want the money, B) Chuck’s gotta go down, and C) I get to make out with Mindi.

I already feel like a winner.

[To Richard] If we won, I would make out with you.

[About kayaking] This is better than sunbathing because you could, theoretically, do this in the nude.

I’m not comfortable with fists being thrown at my face.

That’s a little close, Chuck.

[About Richard and Chuck] They go from being enemies to meditating with each other?

I should probably watch my step around Chuck because I now know that, with the flick of the wrist, he can kill me.

I didn’t look Chuck in the eye because I was afraid he would karate chop me.

[About the first day] Richard comes in, and he looks like a Hobbit! He came through the curtain and said in the nerdiest voice [imitating Richard] "Hello, Ladies!"

I feel sometimes like my mind is larger than my head.

There's a little bit of beauty and geek in all of us.

[About Richard and Mindi's kiss] Was there tongue involved in that?

I told her not to, but I think she slipped some in there anyway.