Beauty and the Geek quotes

I think that up until now, his mom's been buying all of his clothes for him.

[About her date with Richard] It went from an 8 to a 4 to a 2 to a 0 to a negative 6.

My chances of getting lucky with Lauren are 110 percent.

[To Richard, about their date] You get a D-. There would not be a second date.

I was rejected, and I was beat by Chuck!

I resisted the temptation to point out that we were 4/7, not 1/2 of the way through, and that having a 1 in 4 chance of winning the prize was contingent upon everyone's chances of winning being equal.

You stay tuned, because things are gonna come to a head between Chuck and I.

[To a statue, after surviving elimination] Top of the morning to you! How ya doing? Cause I'm doing great.

It’s not about winning, it’s about losing to Chuck. I do not want to lose to Chuck.

[To Mindi] We’re soldiers, we’re warriors...ow, my ankle.

If there was a mountain lion that came after the six of us, I would feed it Chuck. And then I would cower.

I don’t care if I am last by 25 minutes. I am not quitting.

I’m gonna bring a band-aid.

The closest I’ve ever come to camping is raking the leaves in the fall. And even then, it takes about ten seconds before I need ice water and a sandwich.

I do believe that Chuck hates my guts.