Richard quotes from Beauty and the Geek

I do believe that Chuck hates my guts.

[About his zaniness] It's a compulsion to perform. And it's not going away.

[About his and Mindi's constant trips to the elimination room] We actually feel like a cat who has nine lives.

I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with a full beard and be a man!

I don't see why people camp at all. You go out to the field, you bring everything from your house, so why don't you just stay in your house and then everybody's happy?

I tore the massage book to shreds, I ripped it...I just ripped it apart after we lost, I was that mad.

I’m very proud of you, Mindi, that you did not jump out of a window after the first two nights.

Making out with Mindi is what’s at stake here. That’s what’s important.

To be in my shoes is like being in Dante’s Inferno.

[To Chuck] I won’t check out those books, I’ll Chuck them out.

I’ve gotta win now because A) I want the money, B) Chuck’s gotta go down, and C) I get to make out with Mindi.

[About kayaking] This is better than sunbathing because you could, theoretically, do this in the nude.

I should probably watch my step around Chuck because I now know that, with the flick of the wrist, he can kill me.

I didn’t look Chuck in the eye because I was afraid he would karate chop me.

[About Mindi] She's like me, but she sticks out in certain areas.

I would assume so.