Nightscream quotes from Beast Machines: Transformers

Nightscream

I was trying to remember how to transform. I thought I could learn by watching him. Like that would ever happen.

Rattrap

Like that would ever happen.

Rattrap

[probing Nightscream's systems] Hello, your body's got a built-in DNA scanner?

Nightscream

Duh! Everybody's got a built-in scanner for beast modes. We junked all the stasis pods in the quantum cycle upgrade, remember?

Rattrap

Sorry, kid. You tend to be a little out of the loop when you're on a distant planet fightin' the Beast Wars.

Nightscream

And you did a fine job winning it. Oh, I forgot, you fumbled the ball at the very last nano-click.

Rattrap

[Angrily slams Nightscream to the ground] You watch your mouth, junior! I lost friends in that war!

Cheetor

[Shoves Rattrap away] Hey, easy, Rattrap!

Blackarachnia

[Turns Nightscream around to face her] We all lost friends.

Nightscream

Where's Noble? What have you done with his spark?!

Megatron

There never was any "Noble's spark".

Nightscream

No! He was my friend! [tries to attack, but is held back by Optimus]

Megatron

For an eternity, I slaved to free myself from the organic material contaminating my otherwise perfect technological body. I finally succeeded in separating the two, but my spark remained with the wrong half — the organic half. I knew that the answer to curing myself lay inside my citadel. But as an organic beast, I could never hope to enter it and survive. Which is why I needed you, Nightscream! Naïve, headstrong, and utterly malleable. You proved the perfect pawn.

Nightscream

NO!

Megatron

And now in gratitude, I will free you from your organic bodies!

Thrust

What's the matter, maximals? A little slow on your feet!

Cheetor

We have to stop them before they find our base!

Nightscream

Who died and made you Optimus?!

Blackarachnia

What are you talking about?!

Cheetor

Listen to my voice!

Cheetor

I SAID SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND BEAT YOUR FEET! [growls]

Nightscream

Face it, lady, your boyfriend is a big shiny chicken!

Blackarachnia

Chicken? Awh! Chicken?! Awh!! [shrieks up]

Nightscream

It must be a new strain of that ancient hate-plague virus. Or didn't you guys ever take history?

Cheetor

So how do we counteract it?

Rattrap

In two words? Im-possible.

Megatron

A...nd... I have two more words for you Maximals: GOOD-BYE!

Silverbolt

['"Stopping the others from fighting] This madness ends now!

Optimus Primal

Yeah. Starting with you!

Silverbolt

Stop! We've all been infected with a virus. Can't you feel it?

Nightscream

Why should we trust you, Jetstorm?

Silverbolt

Because! I know better than anyone that the hating and the hurting have got to end.

Optimus Primal

Yeah. You're right.

Nightscream

I hate to be a busybatty but what's with you and Legs?

Silverbolt

Until the threat of Megatron is quelled, love is a luxury I can't afford.

Nightscream

Did he really say "quelled"?

Nightscream

Don't look now, but I think there's a new sheriff in town!

Silverbolt

Make that two!