Rattrap quotes from Beast Machines: Transformers

Rattrap

Uh, boss, do these upgrades come with a warranty?

Rattrap

Now just stick to beast mode and those Vehicon goons will never find us!... Unless they happen to be standing right here in front of us.

Rattrap

Ah, did somebody forget to load this robot mode with weapons?

Rattrap

[Aiming weapons at Megatron] Piece of advice: Never trust a rat.

Rattrap

They're both the same guy? [chuckles] A Transformer that changes from beast to beast... oh boy, now I've seen everything.

Rattrap

Silverbolt! Woo hoo! Oh, compadre, am I glad to see you again!

Rattrap

Sheesh. What's his design flaw?

Optimus Primal

Everyone underground!

Rattrap

What makes you think it's any better down there? [A tank nearby explodes] I withdraw the question.

Optimus

Of course! "The seeds of the future lie buried in the past"!

Rattrap

Why do you keep saying that?!

Optimus Primal

According to legend, the first robots who came to Cybertron had to learn how to transform. It took discipline, purity of spark, years of practice...

Rattrap

News flash for ya, monkey boy: WE AIN'T GOT YEARS!

Cheetor

Awesome transformation, big bot!

Rattrap

So, what's your secret?

Optimus Primal

I... understand.

Blackarachnia

Great. That makes one of us.

Optimus Primal

Free your minds. Let go of old thinking. Focus on the transformation within.

Rattrap

What's with all the hocus-pocus? Just give us the command codes so we can transform already.

Optimus Primal

It's not that easy, Rattrap. The Oracle has melded us into a balance of both machine and living tissue. Command codes and onboard computers are things of the past.

Cheetor

So what are we? Robots or animals?

Optimus Primal

Both... and neither.

Blackarachnia

Well, that sure clears it up!

Optimus Primal

The key is finding the balance in yourself. Then and only then can you truly say: I am transformed.

Rattrap

I am transformed, I am sooo transformed I can't even believe it!... ehhh.

Optimus Primal

Just let it happen, don't try to make it happen. [Rattrap tries to force himself to transform] Can you feel it?

Rattrap

Oh! I feel a breakthrough coming...

Optimus Primal

We were sloppy out there today: unfocused, reckless, insubordinate! One more mission like that and we may as well surrender to Megatron!

Rattrap

Sheesh! Bye-bye sand master, hello task master.

Optimus Primal

Blackarachnia! Were you even listening? I told you to transform!

Rattrap

Haha... If my beast mode were as ugly as hers, I wouldn't want to go back either.

Optimus Primal

You think this is a joke?! [Rattrap fears of him] We are Cybertron's only hope! [Screams in pain in his spark] I failed my people once... Ehk! I will not fail them again.

Rattrap

Heh! What crawled to his circuits?

Cheetor

Optimus, wait!

Blackarachnia

He's got a lot of his mind.

Rattrap

Speaking of which, how come you're so hard on staying in robot mode?

Blackarachnia

I have my reasons.

Rattrap

They blew us out of the sky?

Blackarachnia

Yes, stranding all six of us.

Rattrap

Why, those lousy... six? Get real, Webs! If there were six of us, then why don't we remember the other two?

Optimus Primal

Transform back before Tankor locks in on you.

Rattrap

But... but... I am transformed!