Jetstorm quotes from Beast Machines: Transformers

Jetstorm

This is Captain Jetstorm speaking. Please feel free to move about the tarmac, and flee for your miserable little life!

Jetstorm

Your situation exactly matches your location: TERMINAL!

Jetstorm

Well, well, well. Looks like what we have here is an unlawful assembly. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you boys downtown-in pieces!

Jetstorm

That's it! I'm through working with a bunch of empty-headed tin-plated- [gets interrupted by Maximals] Ganging up on me? Let's see how tough you are when I bring a whole battalion back!

Blackarachnia

Three mindless drones. Shouldn't be a problem.

Jetstorm

Only three things wrong with that little theory. One: we're not drones. Two: we're not mindless. And three: problem's my middle name!

Megatron

I gave you each a spark. I granted you independent thought, individual identities. I asked only one thing in return: the complete and utter destruction of four puny Maximals. WHY HAS THIS NOT HAPPENED?!

Jetstorm

Okay, Magnificence, check this out. I have the whole zoo on the ropes, and I'm bobbing, weaving and flying circles round them like nobody's business. [points at Tankor and Thrust] Then these two LUGNUTS have to come along and mess up my timing!

Megatron

[blasts Jetstorm with an electrifying cannon] An interesting tale. Now here are some meaningful words. I am your creator. Please me and I shall reward you. Disappoint me... [blasts all three generals] and you shall suffer. A difficult choice?

Thrust

NO! I just lost my boss! Everything's falling apart. I'm not about to lose my only friend as well!

Jetstorm

We're friends?

Thrust

Why not?

Black Arachnia

Look, Jetstorm, I just came here to reason with that part of you that's still... Silverbolt.

Jetstorm

Get it through your CPU! That program has been deleted. I'm Jetstorm, PERIOD!

Black Arachnia

Watch it, lugnuts, Silverbolt was my friend! Oh, forget it! I'm tired of pleading with you.

Jetstorm

[Jetstorm gets caught in Blackarachnia's webbing and falls into a puddle of organic goo which activates the spark extracator/DNA scanner device that she planted on Jetstorm's back; wailing] No! Pain!

Blackarachnia

No! Don't fight it.

Jetstorm

[Groaning] Ahh!

Blackarachnia

[The D.N.A. scanner finds condor fossils in the catacomb walls, and gasps] Silverbolt?