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Bear in the Big Blue House
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[segment opens on a couple from "London Bridge" the same story earlier]

♪ Mary, Mary, quite contrary ♪

BBoat Captain

Why, Mary? Why are you so contrary?

MMary

Why not?

♪ How does your garden grow? With silver bells... ♪

BBells

Ding, dong! Ding, dong! Ding, dong!

♪ And cockle shells... ♪

[a shell opens his mouth wide and closes]

♪ And pretty maids all in a row! ♪

MMaids

Hello!

BBoat Captain

But Mary, what are the maids for?

MMary

I don't know, but they're always stomping on my daisies!

[after revealing Treelo is the messer-upper after messing the bedroom earlier] Looks like we've found our messer-upper! Come on! [he follows after Treelo]

(exhales) I'm sorry I can't tell what that smell is. My nose is clogged.

Bear Ah there she is luna.

Luna Hello bear

I'm sorry.

Well, I had some quiet time and lot of help from my friends.

[segment opens on three cats]

♪ Three little kittens, they lost their mittens and they began to cry ♪

KKittens

O Mother Dear, We Sadly Fear! Our Mittens We Had Lost!

MKMother Kitty

What, lost your mittens; you naughty kittens! Then you should have no pie. Meow, meow. You should have no pie. I'm sorry.

♪ Three little kittens, they found their mittens and then they have some pie ♪

K2Kitty #2

[seeing the mitten under the bed] Hey, look! Here's the mittens!

KKittens

O Mother Dear, see here? See here, our mittens we've found!

MKMother Kitty

What, found your mittens; you good little kittens! Then you should have some pie! [purrs twice] Then you should have some pie!

[fairy dust opens on a cupboard]

♪ Old Mother Hubbard ♪

HHubbard

That's me!

♪ She went to the cupboard ♪

HHubbard

That's my cupboard!

♪ To fetch her poor doggy a bone ♪ [a dog pants]

♪ But when she got there, the cupboard was bare ♪ [Hubbard: Uh-oh.]

♪ And so the poor doggy had none! ♪ [This made the dog very sad.]

♪ She went to the bakers to buy him some bread ♪

HHubbard

Got anything made out of a bone meal?

♪ And when she came back, the dog stood on his head ♪

HHubbard

[seeing the dog upside down, the book reads "Yoga" written] Oh, that's really good for a dog!

♪ She went to the grocers to buy him some fruit ♪

HHubbard

Oh, what lovely fruit! Oh!

♪ But when she came back, he was playing the flute ♪

HHubbard

Go, man, go!

♪ She went to the barbers to buy him a wig ♪

HHubbard

Ha, that red wig would look just stunning on my little dog! How much is it?

♪ And when she came back, he was dancing a jig ♪

♪ The dame made a curtsy, the dog made a bow ♪

♪ The dame said ♪

HHubbard

You lead.

♪ The dog said... ♪

Bow wow!

[they dance together]

Under the microscope, little pieces of dirt look very big. Neat, huh?

[segment opens on a silhouette bear on a hilltop]

♪ The bear went over the mountain ♪

[man's voice] I'm-a going up there.

♪ The bear went over the mountain ♪

[man's voice] I'm going all the way up there.

♪ The bear went over the mountain ♪

♪ To see what he could see ♪

♪ But what do you think he saw? ♪ [bear gasps]

♪ What do you think he saw? ♪ [bear jumps in surprise]

[bear runs to a mountain]

♪ He saw another mountain, he saw another mountain ♪

♪ He saw another mountain! And what do you think he did? ♪

[man's voice, about the mountain he spotted] Duh. I think I'll climb that other mountain and see what's over there! [chuckles] Yup! [hums]

[segment opens on a mother and the baby]

MMom

[impersonates Shadow's voice] ♪ Hush, little baby ♪ [baby cries]

♪ Don't say a word ♪ [baby cries again]

♪ Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪

MMockingbird

Tweet!

MMom

♪ And if that mockingbird don't sing... ♪

MMockingbird

[sings an opera voice and switches to deep man voice] What's the matter? You don't like opera?

MMom

♪ And if that mockingbird don't sing ♪

MMockingbird

Critic!

MMom

♪ Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring ♪

♪ And if that diamond ring don't shine ♪

♪ Mama's gonna buy you a porcupine ♪

PPorcupine

Hello!

MMom

♪ And if that porcupine's too prickly... ♪ Mama's just gonna have to tickle ya! [tickles the baby and continues singing] ♪ So hush, little baby; don't make a sound ♪

♪ You're just the sweetest little baby in town! ♪

[Shadow hums as the silhouettes close their eyes and touch their heads]

I'm talking to old Doc Hogg. He's all comfy and warm. [to black rotary telephone into his ear] Yes. I'll make sure he gets plenty of rest and a lot of quiet time. Okay, thank you, Doc, yes, yes. Doc, thank you, y-yes.

[segment opens on some trees, some grass and cues two flowers by the Sun]

♪ Over in the meadow by the sand in the sun lived an old mother frog and her little froggy one ♪ [frog croaks] ♪ Says the mother ♪ [little frog croaks] ♪ Says the one and they ♪ [two frogs croak] ♪ And they ♪ [two frogs croak again] ♪ In the sand in the sun ♪

♪ Over in the meadow on a pond so blue lived an old mother duck and her little ducks two ♪ [duck quacks] ♪ Says the mother ♪ [little ducks quack as well] ♪ Says the two and they ♪ [three ducks quack] ♪ And they ♪ [three ducks quack again] ♪ On a pond so blue ♪

♪ Over in the meadow on a hollow oak tree lived an old mother bluebird and her little birdies three ♪ [bird peeps] ♪ Says the mother ♪ [three birds peep] ♪ Says the three and they... ♪ [four birds peep] ♪ And they ♪ [four birds peep as well] ♪ In a hollow oak tree! ♪

♪ Over in the meadow on a rock by the shore lived an old mother snake and her little snakes four ♪ [snake hisses] ♪ Says the mother ♪ [four snakes hiss] ♪ Says the four and they ♪ [five snakes hiss] ♪ And they ♪ [five snakes hiss again] ♪ On a rock by the shore! ♪

Gee whiz, I'm so impressed! [this gave himself an idea and tiptoes quietly to a tree where Bear hides] Gotcha, Bear!

[holds out a certificate] It's a certificate. And it says, "Congratulations! You have won a free Mambo lesson!" Wow! The Mambo is a dance. "Your personal Mambo instructor will arrive today! Congratulations again. Sincerely, The Ha-Cha-Cha Dancing Academy." Great! We better get ready!

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