Shadow quotes from Bear in the Big Blue House

♪ This is the way we wash our clothes ♪

Whew! This is no fun! Let's take these clothes out to the laundromat! [woman nods]

Now we've got time to learn something else! Hmmm...circus? Oh!

♪ This is the way we tame the lion ♪ [lion roars]

You're doing a good job!

♪ This is the way we swing a trapeze ♪

Okay, you two. Now back to work.

♪ The three little pigs, they flipped their wigs ♪

[screaming]

♪ The wolf was at the door ♪

Little pig, little pig, let me come in!

Not by the hair of the chinny-chin-chin!

Then I'll huff and I'll huff and I'll blow your house in!

Tough play, big boy!

♪ The house did not move ♪

Fill it up! Get more water!

♪ He fell into the bathtub ♪ [wolf screams]

You sure are dirty!

You're covered in suds!

You're going to bathe...

From head to foot!

♪ The wolf was all clean ♪

Nevermore I huff and puff any homes.

Yay!

Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat! Where have you been?

[French accent] Telephone for Monsieur Cat.

I'll take that. Cat here. Pussy Cat.

Hello, Pussy Cat! This is the queen! You've got to come to the palace at once!

I've got to go, kitten. My queen needs me! [he flees]

Be careful!

♪ Pussy Cat ♪ [Pussy Cat takes off in a jetpack]

Ah, the palace! Yes, your Majesty. What can I do for you here?

Oh, I'm frightened. There's a mouse under my chair! [screams, sees the mouse underneath the chair]

Never fear, your Majesty! [he captures the mouse] I guess you'd thought you squeak by. [mouse squeaks 10 times]

You're welcome, Pussy Cat.

Thanks, your Majesty.

♪ No job is too smart for Pussy Cat! ♪

♪ Little Miss Muffet ♪

Hiya!

♪ Sat on a tuffet ♪

What's a tuffet? [cues a stool by two flowers]

A short, little stool.

Oh.

♪ Eating her curds and whey ♪

What's that?

It's sort of, like cottage cheese.

Oh.

♪ Along came a spider ♪ [a spider appears, hanging on a spider web]

I'm not afraid of you. [spider growls again] Nope. You're not scary. Want some curds and whey?

Sure. Spiders love curds and whey! [Miss Muffet feeds him with a spoon] Whoa! Yum yum yum yum!

♪ Little Jack Horner ♪

I'm not so little!

♪ Sat in a corner ♪

It's the corner. That's big.

♪ Eating his pudding pie ♪ [Jack eats something with a spoon]

Boy, am I good or what? You ever tried to stick a plumb on his thumb?

♪ Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home ♪

My house is on fire? Come on, kids! Let's get in the truck!

Get out of the way! We're coming through! [fire truck parks in] Help me hook up the hose, kids!

Okay Ma. [plugs the hose in fire hydrant]

Hooray!

What happened?

Your house was struck by lightning bugs.

It's a good thing we live next to the fire plugs! Mm-hmm!

♪ There was a little girl ♪

I'm not a little girl! I'm a dog! [a grown woman appears]

No. I'm the little girl.

♪ Who had a little curl ♪ [a curl springs]

I'm practicing my guitar lessons.

♪ She was very, very good ♪

When I'm good, I'm good. [a curl springs once again]

♪ But when she was mad... ♪ [stops singing] she was horrid!

But I'm good at rock and roll!

Feel better?

Yeah.

Want a comb?

No, I like my curl. It makes me look cool.

Yeah.

♪ Girls and boys ♪

I'm a girl!

I'm a boy!

♪ Come out to play ♪

Hey come on out!

Be right there!

♪ The moon doth shine as bright as day ♪ [the children look up at the Moon]

Let's go play!

♪ Come with goodwill or not at all ♪

Goodwill!

♪ You find the milk ♪

Moo! [licks]

♪ I'll find the flour ♪

It's organic flour!

♪ And we'll have pudding in half an hour ♪

Oh boy; pudding!

Mmm...yum!

♪ Wear you a hat ♪

I like the hat.

♪ Or wear you a crown ♪

Like a crown?

♪ All that goes up ♪ [Abraham Lincoln jumps in mid-air]

I got some springs that might work! [he jumps up with springs on his feet]

Huh, oh; I have that pogo here. [he jumps on a pogo stick, but jumps too hard and falls back down]

♪ So wear you a hat or wear you a crown ♪

[seeing Abraham Lincoln and King George in outer space] Uh, Houston? We got men with hats here!

♪ A man in the wilderness ♪ [man screams like George of the Jungle and gets stuck]

[notices the vine doesn't move] Uh-oh!

♪ Asked doth me ♪

How many strawberries grown in sea?

Hmmm... [thinks herself riding on an elephant with a cat]

♪ How many strawberries grown in the sea? ♪

What's that got to do with strawberries?

Last one is a rotten egg!

Yeah, man! Surf's up!

Yeah, whoo!

♪ In a cavern ♪

Eek, eek, eek!

♪ In a canyon ♪ [wolf howls]

How am I doing this? [grunts]

♪ Lived a miner, 49er ♪

49? I'm only 40!

♪ And her daughter Clementine ♪

I'm Clementine. Hi, Pop!

♪ Oh my darling ♪

♪ Oh my darling ♪

♪ Oh my darling Clementine ♪

♪ You were lost and gone forever ♪

♪ Dreadful sorry Clementine ♪

Pa, I'm just on my way to school. I'll email you.

What's email? [they wave together] Bye-bye, Clementine! [truck drives off] We'll miss you!

♪ His trip to the Moon ♪

Ah, what a lovely moon!

♪ Started too soon ♪

Not soon enough if you ask me!

♪ He had an itch ♪

[scratches his surface] Oh yeah, that's the spot.

♪ And hit the switch ♪

[he pushed the lever with his elbow] Uh-oh! I think I'm in deep trouble!

♪ And released the balloon ♪

[the balloon flies] Whoa, I'm on my way now! [carnival music plays] Whoa! [hits some bumps] Hittin' a little turbulence here! Whoa! Well, that's one small step for... [an alien appears] Oh, drat! There's somebody already here!

Hello. Welcome to the Moon. Would you like some cheese?

No thank you.

It's good cheese.

♪ A day in the life of a dog ♪

[barks] It's the dog days!

♪ Up with the Sun ♪ [The sun appears with a face] ♪ The dog doth run ♪ [dog runs past the tree] ♪ Fast asleep at seven ♪ [dog takes a nap with a flower and blades of grass] ♪ Then out to play ♪ [dog plays catch with the ball] ♪ And a place to lay ♪ [dog takes another nap] ♪ And at noon/meal time, he's in heaven ♪

Here, boy! [the dog feeds dog food, then the dog burps and continues eating]

♪ And sleep the afternoon ♪

[sleep talk] Dog bones.

♪ Sunset come soon ♪

Sun

See you tomorrow!

♪ All night howl at the moon ♪ [the dog pretends to be a wolf] ♪ Oh a day in the life of a dog ♪

Quiet. I'm trying to get my beauty sleep. [the dog howls]

♪ There once was a princess who played with a ball of gold ♪

What am I to do? I love my gold ball.

I can help! Although, I'm so small!

♪ The frog went into the water with a mighty leap ♪

O Dear Frog, I grant you any wish.

Let me be your friend. Let me eat from your dish.

[disgusted] This I cannot do!

♪ Off she ran back to the castle ♪

I have to go after her. What a hassle! [he sneaks up on her but answers the door]

Huh, who can that be?

Aha! It is me! The Frog Prince come for his wish! For helping your daughter, I want one little kiss.

Oh, go away. Get out of my sight!

Now daughter, you must do what is right. A promise you made! Is this true?

Yes, but what am I to do?

You must give this frog his reward. Keeping a promise is not so very hard.

You don't have to kiss him.

♪ As soon as her lips touched his ♪

♪ The room spun around with a bang and a whiz ♪ And before anybody knew ♪ There on the table sat not one frog but two ♪

Now that I see you more eye-to-eye, you're kind of cute and that's no lie!

You're a knockout!

♪ Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow ♪

[to lamb, focusing her rules] Stay. Stay. Stay.

♪ It followed her to school one day which was against the rules ♪

That's against the rules!

♪ It made the children laugh and play to see the lamb at school ♪

Wow! That lamb sure is a good reader!

You're my best friend!

Baa!