SStarbuck
You have been selected as Caprica's delegate to the Quorum of Twelve.
Me? Is this some kind of joke?
SStarbuck
Guess you got the super-genius vote. No accounting for taste.
Thank you, um...politics is the only thing more boring than blood samples. All those interminable speeches, all that dreary pomp...!
Parties full of young women, drawn to men of power.
...but when the people call, you must serve.
[As Kara Thrace pilots the Cylon Raider in a weapons test, she contacts Commander Adama.]
SStarbuck
I believed you. Believed in Earth.
What are you doing, Starbuck?
SStarbuck
Bringing home the cat, sir.
SStarbuck
No, I don't think so.
I want you to remember one thing. I do not regret anything that I did. Be sure that whatever you're going to do, you don't regret it later. Do you understand me?
SStarbuck
I guess we'll find out. [Executes a FTL jump to Caprica]
Galactica, Apollo. Starbuck has jumped away. Repeat, Starbuck has jumped away.
She wasn't scheduled for a jump test! Where the hell did she go?
[Sharon explains what happens to Cylons after they die - specifically, the Number Six that Starbuck killed.]
SASharon "Athena" Agathon
Her consciousness is being downloaded into another body right now. And when she wakes up, she'll tell them exactly where we are.
She's right. We can't stay here.
SStarbuck
She's right, huh? Sharon the Cylon is right. Let's all just listen to Sharon the Cylon, do whatever she says, 'cause that's a good idea.
[Starbuck and Helo are walking the streets on Caprica.]
SStarbuck
It's not exactly what I expected. I thought I'd be stepping over decaying corpses in the streets.
Yeah, we saw a few bodies here and there. Not much though. Sharon said..[Starbuck glares at him.] Cylon Sharon said they had troops picking up the bodies transporting them to mass incinerators.
SStarbuck
Your girlfriend's from a lovely family. Good people, great values.
[Apollo's talking to Starbuck]
Hmm. It must have been hard, being back on Caprica. Being home. Probably saw some tough things back there. Anyway, tomorrow this whole thing is gonna end, one way or another. We find the tomb or we don't. We find a way to earth or we don't. I just want you to know, Kara, that I am your friend. I love you. If there is anything you wanna talk about, anything you wanna get off your chest then... I am here for you. [Starbuck starts throwing a ball towards the wall once more]
Anyway... whenever you wanna talk, just let me know. [walks away]
SStarbuck
What was that middle part again?
SStarbuck
Did you say you love me?
SStarbuck
Lee Adama loves me.
SStarbuck
No seriously! Very sweet. You love me! [Apollo walks away] No, you love me. You can't take it back. There are no take backs.
Dreamer... [disappears around the corner]
[During the Cylons' march through the streets of New Caprica.]
What do you want to do now, Captain?
SStarbuck
The same thing we always do. Fight them until we can't.
All right, this dance is over. Get your booze and your dog tags and let's get out of here.
SStarbuck
So what, you're just gonna call it?
Not enough excitement for one night for you, Captain?
SStarbuck
[to Apollo, as he leaves] Hey. Hey! Where the frak do you think you're going?
SStarbuck
So what? You have the guts to try and frak another man's woman but not to fight one? I wonder if Dee knew what she was getting. Think she would have settled for sloppy seconds? [Apollo punches her in the face.]Truth stings, don't it?
You want a fight, Captain. You got it.
[Flash to New Caprica]
SStarbuck
Check it out. It's a great place for a house.
So you're really gonna give up flying.
SStarbuck
Ah, flying's gonna suck now anyway. Lots of training, endless CAPs. The war's over. So's all the good stuff.
Gimme a tour of the future life of Kara Anders.
SStarbuck
I'm not getting married.
Well, then - then what's the point, Kara? I mean, you love him, right?
SStarbuck
Where are we going with this, Lee?
Well, now, that's the question, isn't it- where are we going? I mean, what if this- this is it? The rest of your life, Kara. Is this how you want to spend it? Is this who you want to spend it with?
[Flash to the match]
Looks like they're trying to kill each other.
[Flash to Starbuck and Apollo alone together on New Caprica. They kiss, then make love.]
SStarbuck
[laughs] Well, that makes things more complicated.
SStarbuck
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do? We accept it. Tomorrow, I tell Dee, you tell Sam.
SStarbuck
Just like that?
Yeah, we tell them how we feel. We shout it to the skies.
SStarbuck
Yeah, right. Mm-hmm.
Well, you... You don't think I will?
SStarbuck
Mm-mm. [giggles]
[Stands up] MY NAME IS LEE ADAMA, AND I LOVE KARA THRACE!!
SStarbuck
[laughing] Calm down!
Well, it's not like anybody'll hear. We're in your cabin in the forest, right?
I LOVE KARA THRACE! AND I DON'T CARE WHO FRAKKING KNOWS!
SStarbuck
Oh, you're crazy. Get down.
Well, come on. I'm not gonna stop until you get up and do it too.
I'm gonna- Okay, here we go again. Lee Adama...
SStarbuck
Okay, shh! [She stands] Okay. Ka - [gasps] KARA THRACE LOVES LEE ADAMA! [They kiss. Starbuck stops smiling and looks serious.]
[Lee Adama just found out from Admiral Adama that Starbuck and Anders got married earlier in the morning. Lee sees the newlyweds coming to him.]
Hey, man. Did you hear the news? We're hitched. We got married. Can you believe it?
No. No, I can't believe it.
Yeah. No, it was crazy. She comes down, and she wakes me up. She pops the question, she drags me down to the priest, and, bang, like that, we're married.
SStarbuck
Yeah. It was my idea.
Do you guys...Do you guys want a minute to, uh, you know, talk?
And good luck. You're gonna need it.
[Apollo immediately walks over to Dualla and begins kissing her. Flashing back to the fight, both Starbuck and Apollo are bloody and exhausted, but still throwing punches at each other between flashes of memories. Finally, they embrace, both in flashes of memories and in the ring, in front of Dualla, Sam, and everyone watching the fight.]
I missed you too. I missed you too.
SStarbuck
He won't cheat. He's too honorable.
SStarbuck
Yeah, unlike me. I love Sam, I hate Sam. I love Lee, I hate Lee. Gods, I have to cheat just to keep the pieces all nice and neat.
[Dualla coyly gives Starbuck a light "snap out of it" slap across the face]
[Lee sees an unknown ship close by. It turns out to be a Viper MKII, with someone familiar in the cockpit]
SStarbuck
[laughs] Don't freak out, it really is me. It's gonna be okay, I've been to Earth. I know where it is, and I'm gonna take us there.