[after the minister is presented a supposedly legitimate marriage certificate]
MMinister
Why didn't you tell me about this, Batman?
It, um, slipped my mind?
MMinister
Slipped your mind indeed. I am not in the habit of marrying bigamists.
MMarsha
[after scanning the marriage certificate] Why you two-timing Bat-fink!
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