Lost? You have that bewildered look, but your sort always does.
I ain't lost. I'm lookin' for you! I wanna know how come you always win, Mr. Lucky.
It's quite simple, actually. I fix the games.
You can't fix all those sports. Nobody can!
Oh, ye of little brain, allow me to illustrate. [hands the thug an envelope laced in fear toxin] Here. You can read, can't you?
[reads it] "Boo." Hey, is this some kinda joke?
It's no joke, I assure you. It's the fear of victory, and the agony of... [the thug pulls Mr. Lucky out of the shadows, revealing his true identity] the Scarecrow!
[The thug gasps, now a victim of his toxin]
So now you understand Step One in how I fix an athletic contest. [Scarecrow comes closer to the thug, causing him to fall into some stacks of hay] I shall proceed to Step Two! [chuckles evilly]
No! NO! GET AWAY!
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