Stealing someone's psychiatric file is pretty low, Thorne! Even for a swine like you!
But it makes for such fascinating reading. Listen to this, boys. Says here that when Harvey was a little boy, he was bothered by a bully. Every day the bully would bug him after school, until one day little Harvey got so mad, he slugged him one.
Oooh.
Of course, the bully ran away, which made little Harvey very proud. Until he heard that the bully was in the hospital.
That was some punch.
[chuckles] That's what Harvey thought. Except the guy was in the hospital for appendicitis. [chuckles again] But poor Harvey felt so guilty, he never showed his anger again. And that was the start of "Big Bad Harv".
What do you want?
Just a few favors from the D.A.'s office.
You're dreaming.
Otherwise, as a concerned citizen, I'd be compelled to give this to the press. After all, the people of Gotham have a right to know the kind of person... or should I say "persons", they've elected. So, what do you say, Harvey? Do we have a deal?
There's just one problem.
What's that?
[in Big Bad Harv's voice] You're talking to the wrong Harvey.
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