Barney
Did you ever wonder why the sperm whale, which is the largest mammal on the face of the earth, has a throat about that size? [forms a circle with his thumb and fingers]
Chano
Yeah. You know, I always did wonder. Why is that?
Barney
Because that's the way it is. And there ain't anything you can do about it.
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