Barney
Anything happening I should know about?
Everyone
Harris is writing a book.
Barney
A capella. Pretty good. I had in mind something more in the nature of a crime.
Yemana
The coffee.
Barney
I would hesitate to call our coffee a crime. A shame maybe... [takes a sip of the coffee] Oh, that's a crime.
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