Archie and Abby in “Unfinished Business”

[a clam] Psst. Cow dressed as a lady.

Abby

What? Who said that? I'm not a cow, uh, I'm a typical human female.

Please, I know a fellow human animal when I see one. You gotta help me. My life's in terrible danger.

Abby

But I thought everything here was made out of shclam, a delicious clam substitute.

It's a lie. Shclam... IS CLAM!