I don't understand. And I've done everything I've always dreamed of. Swum with dolphins, grown a goatee, brought peace to the Baltic nations, married an ice cream cone, I directed a reality show, I was a sad clown in a French circus. Why do I still feel empty inside?
[On the railroad track near Otis, the pizza twins ride in on a handcar.]
Oh, yeah, bro!
[Otis gasps and drops on all fours as the twins stop their handcar.]
Dude, we forgot to go to work today.
Dude, we got fired a week ago!
Aaa... awesome!
Doodly-doodly-doo-doo! [resume riding the handcar]
So totally! We're pumpin'! We're pumpin'!
[gets back on his feet] How could have I been so blind? Life's not about the stupid stuff you do. It's about the stupid stuff you do with your friends. I'm comin' guys! I'm comin'!
[The pizza twins come back on their handcar, riding away from a speeding train as they scream.]
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