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Back at the Barnyard · Season 1, Episode 15

Otis and Max Fripplehoot in “Unfinished Business”

[Pig is crying that his Grammy's truffle pie recipe is being sold to Max Fripplehoot.]

Okay, look on the bright side, alright? You can still make the pies for us.

MFMax Fripplehoot

Uh, that's a big negatory. You see, once you sign this contract, the recipe is mine. You can never make these pies again.

Never-- make pies-- again?

[Otis imagines himself and the gang in a cloudy heaven on floating pies.]

MFMax Fripplehoot

Hey! What in the name of canned ham are you all staring into space for?

Sorry, Fripplehoot, the pie's not for sale.

[The animals gasp.]

MFMax Fripplehoot

What the--

We have something that's worth more than a million bajillion dollars.

MFMax Fripplehoot

A zillion krajillion dollars?

No, our Sunday pie brunches. And we wouldn't give them up for anything.

MFMax Fripplehoot

[flabbergasted] Why, I-- This is outrageous! You'll hear from my lawyers, and by the way, those are the ugliest animal costumes I've ever--[Otis ejects him from the barn] seeeeeeeeeeeeen--!

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