It smells like old lady in here.
Gee, I wonder why.
“Chapter 5: The Beach”
In this episode: Azula (7), Actor Zuko (3), Mai (2), Ty Lee (2)
[After winning a game of beach volleyball/"Kuai Ball"] Yes! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation! [pause] Well, that was fun.
That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [Points] Because... it's so sharp.
CChan
Ummm... Thaaanks.
Thank goodness you're here, Azula. These boys won't leave me alone. I think they all just like me too much!
Oh come on, Ty Lee, you can't be that stupid.
What do you mean?
You make it too easy for them, you're a tease. It's not like they actually care who you are.
(Ty Lee starts crying)
Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm a little (pauses and whispers) jealous.
Of me? But you're the smartest, prettiest girl in the whole world!
Well, you're right about those things, but every time I try to talk to boys, they act like I'm going to do something horrible to them...
But you probably would do something horrible to them. Okay, look. If you want a boy to like you, just look at him, and smile a lot, and laugh at everything he says, even if it's not funny.
Well, that sounds really shallow and stupid... Let's try it!
Right. [puts on a boyish voice] Hey there, sweet sugar-cakes. How ya likin' this party?
[Azula does a loud and exaggerated laugh, distracting everybody]
(Azula notices a volleyball game)
Hey, beach bums, we're going next. [To Ty Lee] Ty Lee, get over here now!
(Ty Lee, goes over to on two hands, revealing her red underwear.)
[Chan and Azula had just shared a passionate kiss.]
CChan
You're pretty.
(sweetly) Together, you and I will be (evilly) the strongest couple in the entire world! (creates two blue fireballs in her hands) WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH! (Chan stares at her like she's crazy)
CChan
Uh, I gotta go. (he nervously walks away, leaving Azula alone)
I guess you wouldn't understand, would you Azula? Because you're just so perfect.
Well yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how mom liked Zuko more then me, but I don't really care. My own mother thought I was a monster... [is silent for a moment] She was right, of course, but it still hurt.
[to Zuko and Mai, who have been arguing] Calm down, you guys! This much negative energy is bad for your skin; you'll totally break out.
Bad skin?! Normal teenagers worry about bad skin! I don't have that luxury! My father decided to teach me a permanent lesson - ON MY FACE!
Sorry, Zuko, I--
For so long now I thought if my dad accepted me, I'd be happy. I'm back home now, my dad talks to me, he even thinks I'm a hero! Everything should be perfect, right? I should be happy now, but I'm not. I'm angrier than ever and I don't know why!
There's a simple question you need to answer, then. Who are you angry at?
No one! I'm just... angry.
Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko?
Everyone! I don't know!
Is it Dad?
No, no.
Your uncle?
Me?
No! No, no, no!
Then who? Who are you angry at?
Answer the question, Zuko.
Talk to us!
Come on, answer the question.
Come on, answer it.
[makes their fire blaze] I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF!
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