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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Neville and Tarquin in “Unfinished Business”

[Neville’s first mission]

Neville

How am I supposed to get to know him?! He’s not gay is he?

TTarquin

No no, staright as a tent pole. He likes girls, bars, technopop. Annnd he’s passionate about Manchester United. Apparently several million Chinese are.

Neville

How’s that supposed to help?

TTarquin

You’re a footballer.

Neville

Not Man U I’m not!

TTarquin

You are now.

Neville

Aww no, no, ha’way, forget it. I’m from Newcastle man! That’s like asking me to change us religion!

TTarquin

Small price to pay for Queen and country. Here you might need this. [hands Neville a United shirt printed with Giggs]

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