[Oz jumps on a plane after being refused to join the team]
Mr. Osbourne
Yes.
I wonder if you could follow me. Bring your personal effects.
Upgrade is it?
If you’d just come with these gentlemen.
What’s up like? I’ve not been smokin’ in yer bog. I didn’t check a bag on so you couldn’t of found a bomb in it.
We don’t want to alarm the other passengers, do we Sir?
Well I’m not a bloody terrorist. My name’s Osbourne not Osama.
Don’t make us use force, Sir.
Force? I’ll show you a bit of force, son.
[Oz elbows Suit in nose, as passengers gasp in horror]
You made the list, Mr. Osbourne.
What bloody list? The 10 most wanted?
The O.E.D.
With my mates?
You’re going to Cuba.
Aww. Well why didn’t you say so. Sorry pal. Well, bugger Bangkok. Ha’way Havana!
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