[After Alex enters Gene's office, having spent the night drinking and having sex, following a failed attempt at seduction on Gene]
I am trying to help you here!
Well I don't need your help! Their archaic attitude is their problem, not mine!
Wrong. It's my problem. To keep this department running smoothly, I need their respect, which I've got. They look up to me, they should be looking up to you and all!
What do you want me to do, morph into a nun!? IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE SHAGGED AN ENTIRE RUGBY TEAM, IS IT!?
[outside] I'll bet she has. [the rest of CID laugh]
It's your fault, anyway!
How is it my fault!?
Because you left me on my own, and I ended up with some Thatcherite wanker!
I told you to go to bed, alone! If you'd listened to me in the first place, we wouldn't be wasting my time, having this ridiculous conversation!
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