(Arthur and D.W. are having a grape-eating contest to see which one will eat the last grape.)
Let go, D.W.!
No, you let go!
You already ate more than me!
I needed more than you. You're only bigger than me because you're full of so much poop!
(The last grape lands into D.W.'s mouth.)
(annoyed) You know how the world could be perfect? Remove all little sisters! That's my idea of perfect!
(swallows the grape) Delicious!
Arthur! D.W.! We have a surprise for you.
Is it a new bicycle?
No!
Is Arthur moving out?
No!
What is it? What is it?
We're going to have a baby!
(excited) A baby!
(surprised) A baby?
(making a disgusted face) Gross! All babies do was poop and stink up the whole house!
(Arthur’s Mom contorts her face and grunts. A smell fills the room.)
(holding her nose) Eww! Mom!
It will be about six months before the baby comes. Plenty of time to get ready.
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