[walks to school the next day with his glasses on, goes behind a tree and comes out with no glasses, chuckles, arrives at school. He and Buster pass Mr. Marco]
Arthur, where are your glasses?
I lost them. At home I think. It's very harder than ever to see without my glasses.
Why didn't you just wear them?
I didn't need them. I know this school at the back of my own hand. Boy's room is the third door from this corner, right?
Yeah, right.
See, why didn't I need them?
See you in class! [walks on]
Arthur passes Mr. Marco who comes out of a door with Mr. Haney
This is why I lock the exams, and...
Oh, well, the examination was better than I thought it would be. Still, in all, I think that we're going to have to go over...
[counts the doors but misses the one the teachers came out of] First door. Second. Third. [walks into girl's room by mistake and sees Francine and Muffy talking to each other]
I said, if I'm not batting cleanup, I'm not playing.
Francine?!
Aah!
What are you doing in here?!
This is the girls' room! Get outta here!
Huh?
The door hits Arthur in the back as Sue Ellen, Jenna and Maria come in. The door is seen from the outside.
Augh! It's a boy! Get him out!
(Everybody hears the screaming and wonders what it is.)
Get me out of there!!
(The girls run out. Arthur slowly follows and finds everybody staring at him in disapproval.)
Augh! (he drops his lunch box) Uh-oh....
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