Felicity Smoak quotes from Arrow

Diggle

Coffee?

Felicity

Hot cocoa.

Diggle

What, no marshmallows?

Felicity

I'm out.

Sara

[to Diggle and Felicity] What do you guys think?

Felicity

I think if the Huntress shows up, you should totally kick her ass.

Felicity

Oliver, where are you? Are you okay?

Oliver

I'm with Lance as Oliver, and he just called the Arrow.

Felicity

Oh. Oh! It's getting really hard to keep track of who knows whose secret identity.

Oliver

With Slade out there, I don't have time for the company.

Felicity

Well, you have to make time, Oliver. At least three hours. The annual board meeting. There's absolutely zero way that the CEO can avoid being there. And I know it's been a while, so in you case you've forgotten, that's you. Do you remember where you put your business suit? Or do you keep it in a cool glass case, too?

Roy

I can't just stop thinking what's the worst that can happen if I just told her the truth.

Felicity

Well, I told a guy the truth and he got struck by lightning. To be fair, probably won't happen again, statistically.

Felicity

Is the fact that he's lying there freaks me out a little make me a bad person?

Diggle

Felicity, I don't think there's a force on earth that can make you a bad person.

Felicity

I don't even know why I'm crying. I didn't even like Moira. Terrible thing to say about someone after they've just died. In my defense, she was not nice. She was diabolical. Not a word you often hear at someone's funeral.

Diggle

You're not crying for her, Felicity, you're crying for Oliver.

Felicity

Where is he? How could he not be here?

Diggle

I don't know...

If Oliver's smart... He ran back to his island to hide. But maybe he'll attend your funerals.

Oliver

She's dead because of me. Five years ago, I could have cured Slade, and that would have prevented all of this. And now, all the people left that I care about, we're all in his crosshairs. It ends tonight.

Felicity

How?

Oliver

I turn myself over to Slade. I end this vendetta.

Diggle

Oliver, you think this ends with you turning yourself over to Slade?

Oliver

Yes, I do. After she was gone... he told me that one more person had to die, and then it would end. This ends for Slade when he kills me.

Felicity

I don't accept that. You shouldn't either. You can't just accept things, Oliver. If I had accepted my life, I would be a cocktail waitress in Vegas like my mother, and I never would have gone to college, and I never would have moved a thousand miles away to work at Queen Consolidated, and I never would have believed some crazy guy in a hood when he told me I could be more than just some IT girl. Please, don't do this.

Oliver

Felicity...someone once told me that the essence of heroism is to die so others can live.

Diggle

It's not that simple, Oliver.

Oliver

Yes, it is. Slade's whole plan was to take everything from me, and he did. He wins. All that's left is for me to die.

Felicity

No, there has to be another way.

Oliver

There isn't.

Diggle

Clinton Hogue. I have some questions for you.

Go to hell.

Diggle

You sure that's how you want to play it?

You think I've never taken a beating before?

Diggle

Pal, you're going to wish I beat you.

Felicity

Hi. I'll be your interrogator.

Is this a joke?

Felicity

Clinton Hogue. Social security number 306003894.

What the hell's this supposed to be?

Felicity

Oh, look at this. You have a bank account in the Cayman Islands. Wow. $2 million, quite the little nest egg. But... looks like you just approved a wire transfer of $1 million to a charity here in Starling City. Very generous. What should I do with the rest?

Diggle

Greenpeace.

Felicity

Great cause! And they really appreciate support.

You bitch!

Felicity

Bitch with wi-fi.

Oliver

I didn't know, Felicity. Five years ago, I was a completely different person. And I had... no idea that something like this was even... possible. I couldn't have imagined. When you and Diggle brought me back to Starling City, I made a vow to myself that I would never let anything like the Undertaking happen again.

Felicity

What's happening now is not your fault.

Oliver

Yes, it is. I have failed this city. Yao Fei. Shado. Tommy. My father, my mother. All that I ever wanted to do is honor those people.

Felicity

You honor the dead by fighting and you're not done fighting! Malcolm Merlyn, The Count, The Clock King, the Triad... Everyone who was trying to hurt this city, you stopped them. And you will stop Slade.

Oliver

I don't know how.

Felicity

Neither do I. But I do know two things: You are not alone. And I believe in you.

Nyssa

I'm Nyssa, daughter of Ra's al Ghul. Heir to the demon.

Felicity

Felicity Smoak. M.I.T. Class of '09.

Felicity

Oliver, what are we doing here? The whole city's falling apart.

Oliver

I know. You need to stay here.

Felicity

What? Why? You can't just ask me to--

Oliver

I'm not asking.

Felicity

No!

Oliver

Felicity...

Felicity

No. Not unless you tell me why.

Oliver

Because I need you to be safe.

Felicity

Well, I don't want to be safe. I want to be with you and the others. Unsafe.

Oliver

I can't let that happen.

Felicity

Oliver. you're not making any sense.

Oliver

Slade took Laurel because he wants to kill the woman I love.

Felicity

I know, so?

Oliver

So, he took the wrong woman.

Felicity

Oh.

Oliver

I love you. Do you understand?

Felicity

Yeah.

Felicity

Last time I didn't notice; it's actually kind of beautiful here. Don't get me wrong, I'm counting the seconds until we shove off minefield island.

Diggle

So you think that'll be enough to hold him, A.R.G.U.S.'s super max?

Oliver

Him and anyone else we send here. This battle may be over, but there will be others. Starting with getting my family's company back.

Felicity

That's not going to be easy since you're poor now. You're going to have to get a job. If Slade doesn't scare you, that's got to.

Oliver

Do you know anyone hiring ex-billionaires with superior archery skills?

Arrow

Send his photo to Roy. Get me Felicity.

Diggle

Got it.

Felicity

I can't talk right now, I'm at work. Could I ask you guys to wait one moment? Someone's calling for tech support! You're going to get me so incredibly fired. Okay, I'm hacking into the city's database, I am running facial recognition now.

Arrow

Do you like Italian?

Felicity

What?

Arrow

For tonight. You like Italian right? Everyone likes Italian.

Felicity

Oliver, you're in the middle of a high speed chase.

Arrow

I'm multitasking!

Oliver

Am I being crazy? I mean, what do we have to be nervous about?

Felicity

Well, we've already exhausted every topic that one would normally talk about on a first date, and a second date, and a third date, and every date actually. And I've already seen you shirtless. Multiple times. Shirtless all the time.