Felicity Smoak quotes from Arrow

Oliver

Ms. Smoak. Would you get my guest and I some coffee?

Felicity

You know, I would, Mr. Queen, but it seems that someone has broken the coffeemaker. [whispers] Violently.

Felicity

This is Knyazev's man inside the prison. A guard.

Oliver

He'll know where in the Gulag Lyla is being held.

Felicity

When all hell breaks loose, you need to meet us at the rendevous point with Lyla, or...

Diggle

Or I'm a permanent Russian.

Felicity

What were you thinking?

Oliver

What?

Felicity

Over 64 million woman over the age of consent in Russia and you sleep with her.

Oliver

So... We're not doing the "What happens in Russia stays in Russia"?

Felicity

We're still in Russia.

Felicity

Oliver, don't! Not for me.

The Count

Quiet please, I'm threatening!

Felicity

Vertigo! Gotcha!

The Count

That's funny, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Felicity

Mrs. Queen, welcome back to the company.

Moira

Thank you.

Felicity

You look fabulous. Really. Better than ever. Did you do something to your hair?

Moira

Yes. I shampooed it without eight woman and a guard watching me.

Felicity

[giggles] Is it okay to laugh? Because I was ordered not say anything about you being in prison just to avoid any awkward exchanges.

Oliver

[whispers to Felicity] Like that one.

[discussing the Arrow] Police reports show he uses carbon arrows. But if he switched to an aluminum-carbon composite, he would have far better penetration.

Felicity

Maybe he thinks he penetrates just fine.

Oliver

What the hell is going on?

Felicity

You were injected with a strong-acting blood coagulant. This is the point in lifesaving emergency where you thank the person that did the lifesaving.

Oliver

You told him who I am?

Felicity

Yeah, I did.

Oliver

That's not your secret to tell, Felicity. I decide who finds out my identity.

Felicity

Well, we have time to get your vote, what with unconscious and dying.

Oliver

What happens if he leaves here and goes right to the police?

Barry

I wouldn't do that.

Felicity

He wouldn't do that. I trust him.

Oliver

I don't.

Felicity

What are you going to do, put an arrow in him?

Oliver

I am considering it.

Felicity

Don't worry, he's kidding. How is this any different from when your mother shot you and you came to me for help?

Barry

Your mother shot you?

Felicity

Or when you brought Dig down here when he was poisoned with Curare?

Oliver

The difference is that I did my homework on both of you. I don't just tell people easily.

Oliver

Barry. The rat poison that you gave me... are there any side effects?

Barry

Uh, yeah, I think hallucinations, maybe. And excessive sweating. Are you sweating excessively?

Felicity

You're hallucinating? What are you seeing?

Oliver

A girl named Shado that was with me on the island.

Felicity

Shado. Sara. How many women were you marooned with? Sure this wasn't Fantasy Island?

Oliver

How's Barry?

Felicity

He's still sleeping... I prefer sleeping to coma, because coma sounds, you know, not fun.

Oliver

What happened?

Felicity

He's using cellular technology to detonate his bombs. Clearly, his expertise extends to obscuring that signal.

Oliver

Felicity, your expertise was supposed to trump his.

Felicity

Excuse me? If you have something to say to me, Oliver, say it.

Oliver

People are dying. So I would like you to pull your head out of Central City and back in the game.

Felicity

Sure, right after you get yours our of your ass.

Oliver

Excuse me?

Diggle

Okay...

Felicity

No, wait, I want to know, what exactly was that crack about Central City meant to imply?

Oliver

When the first bomb went off, you weren't here. And when the second bomb went off, you sent me the wrong way.

Felicity

After you didn't catch him in the first place.

Oliver

Don't blame me because you didn't have it tonight.

Felicity

I need some air.

Oliver

I'm sorry.

Felicity

Were you apologizing to me or were you talking to your quiver?

Oliver

I didn't snap at my quiver.

Felicity

Kind of more than snapped.

Oliver

I know and I'm sorry.

Felicity

I understand that this Mirakuru thing has you freaked out and I have been at Central City a lot.

Oliver

Felicity, it's not that. When you are there, it just makes me realize how much I need you here. At the beginning I was going to do all of this by myself, and now with you and Diggle... I rely on you.

Felicity

Does that mean I have a shot at employee of the month?

Oliver

No, because you're not my employee, you're my partner.

Diggle

Doesn't exactly mean that Sebastien Blood is the man in the skull mask.

Felicity

His last name is Blood. That can't be a good sign.

Diggle

Felicity, he's dedicated his life, risked his life to help the people of the Glades and in his spare time he's a murderer, trying to create an army of human weapons?

Felicity

You're a personal bodyguard who fights crime at night with his billionaire boss. Not a lot of people show their real face in public.

Oliver

You hacked into a prison system network?

Felicity

Is that judgment I'm hearing?

Oliver

Pride.

Felicity

Iron Heights just put out a bulletin for Ben Turner, A.K.A Bronze Tiger, which B.T.W. is a terrible nickname, because tigers are not bronze.

Oliver

Turner escaped?

Felicity

He killed ten guards on the way out.

Diggle

You'd think that would make the news.

Felicity

Iron Heights does better at keeping secrets than it does at keeping prisoners.

Oliver

Are you sure you don't want to go to the hospital?

Felicity

Uh uh. You guys never go to the hospital. Besides, Dig gave me some of those aspirins. Are you spinning?

Oliver

[whispers to Diggle] Aspirin?

Diggle

[whispers back] Oxycodone.

Sara

I wouldn't be here if you hadn't been so brave. Thank you.

Felicity

It was nothing. I've always wanted to say I've taken a bullet for someone, and now I can. So, really, I should be thanking you.

Sara

[finishes the sutures] All done. Not bad, but you're still gonna have a scar.

Felicity

My own scar. Yay.

Oliver

[approaches Felicity] You all right? [Felicity nods] Diggle had mentioned that maybe you were feeling a little left out.

Felicity

What? No! I'm just used to being your girl. I mean not your "girl" girl... your girl. I know it sounds like the same word, but it... it means something different in my head.

Oliver

[gently cups Felicity's cheek] Hey... you will always be my girl, Felicity.