Roy Harper quotes from Arrow

Thea

You didn't show up for the job I got you.

Roy Harper

Yeah, I had second thoughts on parking your brother's Bentley.

Thea

What, being a valet is beneath you?

Roy

No, but accepting charity from some rich girl is.

Thea

Why are you so obsessed with the fact that I have money? You know, money isn't everything.

Roy

[scoffs] Spoken like someone who's got it. Now, uh, if you excuse me, I need to get back to my life of crime.

Thea

Why do you have a gun?

Roy

Because I'm no good with knives.

Thea

Eavesdrop much?

Roy

Ah, what I lack in height, I make up for in wicked good hearing.

Roy

You go see your mom yet?

Thea

I thought about what you said.

Roy

And?

Thea

And... I'll go see her when you stop going out at night looking to clean up the streets.

Roy

What does one thing have to do with the other?

Thea

I guess they're both things that are never going to happen.

Thea

What happened? Are you hurt?

Roy

Fender bender.

Laurel

He totaled his car playing Hood Junior.

Roy

At least it wasn't my car.

Roy

I'm looking for someone. A blonde, who likes black leather.

Sounds like your type.

Roy

And beats the crap out of guys with a bo staff.

That still sounds like your type.

Oliver

Hello, Roy.

Roy

Lurking in an alley. That's not at all creepy.

Arrow

Again!

Roy

You know, I slapped water out of a bowl yesterday. And I slapped water out of a bowl the day before.

Arrow

You must be getting pretty good at it.

Roy

Yeah, well I can't wait to get attacked by a dog dish.

Arrow

Now you. Go slowly! [Roy starts punching the pole quickly] Stop! This is not about learning to throw a punch! This is about learning to control your strength.

Roy

First water slapping. Now this. When are you gonna run out of ways to make me looks STUPID?!? [punches and breaks the pole] All I'm learning is new ways to get pissed off, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm already pretty good at that.

Arrow

There is nothing wrong with anger Roy. Anger is energy, but you need to learn to channel it in a positive way.

Roy

I can't just stop thinking what's the worst that can happen if I just told her the truth.

Felicity

Well, I told a guy the truth and he got struck by lightning. To be fair, probably won't happen again, statistically.

Felicity

Do you even know how difficult it is to ping a clone off a hacked transband multiplex?

Roy

No, but only because you weren't speaking English just now.

Roy

That guy? He said I was just another weapon in your arsenal.

Oliver

Well, maybe that's what we should call you, then. Arsenal.

[after seeing Thea] Yo, who was the hottie?

Roy

[simultanously with Felicity] My ex-girlfriend.

Felicity

[simultanously with Roy] Oliver's sister.

So... "stay away" is what you're saying.

Diggle

Sometimes, me and Oliver come down here after, you know, tough nights. He would pour this, look up and say "Prochnost."

Roy

What does that mean?

Diggle

I have no earthly idea. To Oliver.

Roy

To Oliver.

Roy

You think you're the only person who can stand up for Thea?

Oliver

I'm trying to figure out why you're standing up to me!

Diggle

Alright. Maybe we just need to throttle back.

Felicity

No! We need this. Oliver, you were gone, dead, at least we thought you were, and we had to go on with our lives and doing that meant not doing things your way.

Oliver

Fine. I'm back now!

Felicity

That doesn't mean we can go back! And you do not have the right to come back here and question everyone's choices.