Felicity Smoak quotes from Arrow

Oliver

But I'm very particular about what it is I put in my body.

Felicity

I noticed. [Oliver stares] I said, not noticed. Right?

Felicity

I should have taken him to a hospital.

Diggle

No, Felicity. That's why he asked you to bring him here. Because if you do, the police will want to know how and why he got that wound.

Felicity

I'm guessing "How?" and "Why?" are Oliver Queen's least favorite questions.

Diggle

Yeah, well, there's also "When?" and "Where?" he's not too fond of.

Oliver

Hmm. It's not how I typically get my information.

Felicity

How do you typically do it?

Oliver

I find the person, and then I put the fear of God into them until they talk. [Felicity does a take.] But we can try your way.

Felicity

Where are we going to get our hands on a rare Spanish antiquity?

Diggle

You really have no idea how rich his family is, do you?

Felicity

The first time anyone's ever been grateful for traffic cameras.

Why are you doing this? I’m exactly like you. I only steal from the rich.

Oliver

[shocks the Dodger in the chest with his own tazer] I’m not Robin Hood.

Oliver

What?

Felicity

Nothing. It's just - you went over there to get all Grrr. Stop being bad or I'll arrow you. And now you want to rescue him?

Oliver

I don't like the idea that somebody dangerous is out there... [Diggle and Felicity stare] Somebody else. Because typically they don't show my level of restraint.

Felicity

I thought it would be helpful to track A.R.G.U.S' manhunt for Floyd Lawton aka Deadshot. So I decrypted their communication logs. Which means, I just hacked a federal agency. Kind of makes me a cyber-terrorist, which is bad because I really don't see myself fitting in well at Guantanamo Bay.

Oliver

Don't worry, Felicity. They don't send blondes there.

Felicity

I dye it, actually. [to Oliver] I keep your secret!

Felicity

Couldn't you be friends with someone who's less complicated than your ex-girlfriend, who's your ex-best friend's current girlfriend?

Oliver

I wear a hood and I put arrows into criminals. So when it comes to complexity... I grade on a curve.

Oliver

I'll be with you the entire time

Felicity

Thanks. It feels really good having you inside me. And by you, I mean your voice. And by me, I mean my ear. I really need to stop talking now.

Oliver

That would be my preference.

Felicity

Are you okay?

Oliver

My Mom and my best friend's Dad are involved in a conspiracy that may have dire consequences for the city. And I'm pretty sure they murdered my father. I'm not planning on using the word "okay" again any time soon.

Oliver

We have to find out what this Undertaking is.

Oliver

I've got to ask her.

Felicity

Well, no. The last time the vigilante paid your Mom a visit, you got shot, and I got to play doctor with you. Ahh! My brain thinks the worst way to say things.

Oliver

This time it'll just be me asking. Friendly mother-son chat.

Quentin

You're not exactly a hardened criminal, are you?

Felicity

No, I'm not any kind of criminal.

Quentin

What do you call computer hacking?

Felicity

A hobby. That I do not engage in.

Diggle

Felicity, if you're so scared, why did you insist on sitting up front?

Felicity

It was the only seat with a seat belt.

Diggle

Which will come in handy when we hit the water at 180 miles per hour.

Felicity

What?

Diggle

Which will not happen.

Oliver

The city still needs saving. But not by the Hood. Or some vigilante who's just crossing names off a list. It needs something more.

Diggle

It needs a hero, Oliver.

Felicity

It's too bad The Hoods kind of ruined your nickname.

Oliver

No, it's good. I don't want to be called The Hood anymore.

Diggle

Okay. So what do you want to be called? [close up of the green arrow on the shaft]

Felicity

Did you know I went to M.I.T.? Guess what I majored in? Hint - Not the secretarial arts.

Oliver

Felicity! We all need to have secret identities now. If I'm going to be Oliver Queen CEO, then I can't very well travel down 18 floors every time you and I need to discuss how we spend our nights.

Felicity

And I love spending the night with you. [she pauses as she realises what she's just said] 3, 2, 1. I worked very hard to get where I am, and it wasn't so I can fetch you coffee.

Diggle

Well, it could be worse. My secret identity is his black driver.