Felicity Smoak quotes from Arrow

Felicity

[to Oliver] You look like something the cat dragged in. Not that there are cats in this building. Well, once a cat did get in, but a guard tazed it. It smelled like fur and static in here for a week.

Felicity

What's the League of Assassins? And please, don't say that they're a league made up of assassins.

Felicity

I have good news and bad news. I suggest the good news first to soften the blow of the bad news. [Oliver stays silent] Okay, dealer's choice.

Felicity

At least the security cameras are from this century.

Felicity

Robbery in progress.

Felicity

Still in the crime fighting business, right?

Felicity

I'm a bomber. I can't believe I'm a bomber. I wonder if I can list that on my resume of special skills.

Felicity

I don't blame you for not wanting to sell Ray your mine, because you don't know what his plans are. The thing about Ray is he's not a businessman. Businessmen make deals, they make money. What Ray is, is something else entirely.

Felicity

I wish that I could change your mind about staying here, but I know I can't. Just like I know that leaving you here is going to destroy me. I don't regret a single moment. And you shouldn't either. You have done so much. You have saved so many people's lived and you have changed so many for the better, including mine. Knowing you has changed my life. You've opened up my heart in a way I didn't even know was possible. I love you.

Felicity

Let's get one thing straight. The only person who gets to talk in sentence fragments around here is me.

Felicity

Your texts were "911" "OMG" "ASAP" "!!!!!" I do not have time to respond to something that doesn’t contain at least one actual word.

Felicity

Oliver, you're the only person on the planet who considers the truth complicated. Let's be clear, I don't care that you have a child. I can't believe that you have a child that I don't know about. What does it say about our relationship that your first instinct is to hide the truth?

Felicity

Freeze, jerkwad!

Felicity

Sorry. I knew it was you, but what if it wasn't you you? You know. Multiple Earths. Evil twins, et cetera. It's sad that being the scariest thing I've said all day. I hate this thing. [puts away the rifle]

Felicity

What your dad does, it's very dangerous. And heroes don't always make it home. [regards Laurel Lance's Black Canary costume] I never forget that. But, you know, I've loved your dad from the first time he brought me a bullet-riddled computer. [winks] Remind me to tell you about that one. That was a long time ago, which means I've loved him for a long time, which means I've worried about him, for a long time. And he, he hasn't always been truthful. He's lied, he's kept secrets. He's not perfect. This life, it's not ideal. But he makes his sacrifices, so we have to make ours. I sometimes think to myself that that's what makes this love deeper than other kinds of love. Know it sounds cheesy, but it does, because we can't take things for granted. We have to live with the fear and the uncertainty that everything can be taken from us in an instant. Because that's the price that we pay for choosing the people that we love. Everything he does, he does for a good reason, or what he thinks is a good reason. So you can worry about your dad, but you have to believe that he's going to be okay. Because that's the only way that this works.

Oliver

Felicity, you're remarkable.

Felicity Smoak

Thank you for remarking on it.

Felicity

And here I was beginning to think my days of being Oliver Queen's personal computer geek were coming to an end.

Oliver

Is that your way of saying you miss me?

Felicity

No. But if it works for you, go with it.