[Trevor is in the pantry looking for something when Sandy walks in and deliberately bumps into him]
It's kinda cozy in here, dontcha think?
[looks at Sandy in disbelief] Are you serious?
I'm just sayin'. A person can get in a lot of trouble here ya know. If they wanted to.
[backs away from Sandy] All right. [seriously] As weird as this sounds, I'm actually in love with my wife so...just...watch it.
[Unknown to them, Roxy is at the door listening]
[chuckles] Nothing is gonna happen. [goes up to Trevor] Unless you want it to.
Hey! I think he just said he doesn't want it to. 'Cause I got that department covered just fine, thank you.
Roxy, I...I was just––
[deadpan] Leaving. That's what you were just doing. You're fired. [Trevor looks on in bemusement] And unless you want this jar of mayo on your head, I'd leave right now.
[Sandy leaves]
[laughs] Babe! That was so hot!
Thank you! [Trevor kisses her]
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