I wish there was a waitress box that I could just check and be done with.
You know, sometimes I think that whoever writes these things does it with the sole intention of just turning my brain to mush.
“Loyalties” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Roxy LeBlanc (3), Sandy (3), 2nd Lieutenant Trevor LeBlanc (2)
Well, well. Didn't know you were a maitre d' too.
I figured that as long as I'm here I might as well help out a bit.
That's too bad. We could use some eye candy around here.
[to Roxy] Hey babe, that new waitress of yours, she's pretty flirty.
She's not flirty. She's being smart. With what this job pays you, you gotta use what God gave you to get the big tips.
[Trevor is in the pantry looking for something when Sandy walks in and deliberately bumps into him]
It's kinda cozy in here, dontcha think?
[looks at Sandy in disbelief] Are you serious?
I'm just sayin'. A person can get in a lot of trouble here ya know. If they wanted to.
[backs away from Sandy] All right. [seriously] As weird as this sounds, I'm actually in love with my wife so...just...watch it.
[Unknown to them, Roxy is at the door listening]
[chuckles] Nothing is gonna happen. [goes up to Trevor] Unless you want it to.
Hey! I think he just said he doesn't want it to. 'Cause I got that department covered just fine, thank you.
Roxy, I...I was just––
[deadpan] Leaving. That's what you were just doing. You're fired. [Trevor looks on in bemusement] And unless you want this jar of mayo on your head, I'd leave right now.
[Sandy leaves]
[laughs] Babe! That was so hot!
Thank you! [Trevor kisses her]
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