Army Wives · Season 1, Episode 10
“Dirty Laundry” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Roxy LeBlanc (5), Pamela Moran (2), Denise Sherwood (2), 2nd Lieutenant Trevor LeBlanc (1), Claudia Joy Holden (1), Dr. Roland Burton (1)
Now, I'm putting this to all of you. For the first time, Trevor and I did not have sex last night. What do y'all have to say about that?
I'm impressed.
I'm jealous.
I'm speechless.
[The ladies turn to Roland, who is awkwardly looking at the table]
[looks up] I'm not here! Please leave a message.
Hey, you guys, Claudia Joy is doing okay, huh? You've gotta admire how she's been handling things, especially with Mrs. Lenore Baker trying to take her down like that.
Do you really think she would use what happened against Claudia Joy like that?
That's how it works around here sometimes.
Well, what do we do?
We stick together. We support Claudia Joy, no matter what.
We deep fry Lenore Baker and serve her up with a side of hushpuppies!
Fastest way to a man's zipper; tight jeans, new haircut.
Sergeant Hendrix, can I talk to you about my husband, sir?
And you are?
Roxy LeBlanc. I'm married to––
PFC LeBlanc, I take it.
Yes. Look, I'm sure I'm breaking all sorts of rules here but I have to. See, Trevor's so dedicated to his training that he tore his feet up. He can barely walk, his socks are all bloody.
And so, what shall I do about it?
[lowers voice] Well, I made an appointment for him at the doctor tomorrow and he won't go because he has to train. So would you please give him the day off?
Oh sure. Why don't he take the week off?
Look, I feel responsible, ok? Trevor hurt his knee tripping over our kids' toy. Just...let him go? You can have him right back.
I'll take your advice, ma'am.
[SFC Hendrix walks away and turns back to his men]
LeBlanc!!!! Front and center!!!
[Trevor catches sight of Roxy and glares at her]
Rox, you were so far out of line in like a hundred different ways.
Sorry. I was just trying to help.
I know but you gave Sergeant Hendrix another thing to ride my ass about! Do you know what the guys are calling me now?! "Babysoft"!
Was just trying to get things back to normal for us.
[looks at Roxy curiously] What is that supposed to mean?
We haven't had sex in three days! Something's gotta be wrong. Are you still attracted to me?
That's what this is about??
[Roxy nods]
[in disbelief] Rox! [turns to Roxy] Ok, just because we're not having sex every night does not mean I'm not attracted to you. 'Cause I am.
[chuckles] I'm being needy. Never been needy before. I'm sorry. I just haven't had the best relationships, you know?
Then this is a good one in case you're wondering.
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