Claudia Joy Holden, after 17 years of marriage my heart still skips a beat every time I look at you.
Michael James Holden, after 17 years of marriage I can't believe that tired old line of yours still works.
“A Tribe Is Born” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Pamela Moran (3), Roxy LeBlanc (1), 2nd Lieutenant Trevor LeBlanc (1), Claudia Joy Holden (1), Dr. Roland Burton (1), Michael Holden (1)
Roxy, you work two jobs right? And you got two kids from two different men. Now, I know I only met you four days ago, but I think you're my soulmate!
Sit next to the Anti-Christ, going to Hell by association.
Oh, I reckon I got you beat on the Hell front.
Last week I was a drug dealer. This week I'm carrying the chaplain's kids. You think you can top that?
I can try. My kids aren't my husband's. I was married to the first one's daddy till he sucker-punched me. The second one was just a friend who came over to "comfort" me one night. I've known Trevor, my husband, for all of 17 days now. How'd I do.
[smiles] I'm impressed.
[In labor] Vodka and a hammer! I need vodka and a hammer!!!
[Seeing the look on Roland's face as she gives birth] You having a good time?
Let's just say childbirth is disgusting as it is miraculous.
[The first baby comes out and Denise hands him to Roland. Everyone looks at him.]
[looks up to see everyone looking at him] It wasn't me.
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